There's laws against this in my country

I don't know about here. While I'D call it necrophilia it might not be technically.
Here's what I could find in California law that comes closest to defining this and it doesn't really say you can't do that since for one thing you wouldn't actually be touching the remains. That said, I still bet they'd lock you up for at least a mental evaluation if the authorities were aware of what you were doing.

''7052. (a) Every person who willfully mutilates, disinters, removes
from the place of interment, or commits an act of sexual penetration
on, or has sexual contact with, any remains known to be human,
without authority of law, is guilty of a felony. This section does
not apply to any person who, under authority of law, removes the
remains for reinterment, or performs a cremation.
(b) For purposes of this section, the following definitions apply:
(1) "Sexual penetration" means the unlawful penetration of the
vagina or anus, however slight, by any part of a person's body or
other object, or any act of sexual contact between the sex organs of
a person and the mouth or anus of a dead body, or any oral copulation
of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal,
gratification, or abuse.
(2) "Sexual contact" means any willful touching by a person of an
intimate part of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal,
gratification, or abuse.''

BTW I like where it says 'without the authority of law' like maybe you could get permission to do it. =p

Not under necrophilia here, but "Indignity to Human Remains". A very broad an interpretable law that depending on the prosecutor/judge, the toy could get you a nasty fine or something like 5 years in Club Fed

Sounds like a good law. You guys do have some good ideas. The more I look at online articles about necrophilia and sexual activity with human remains or undignified behaviour with them, the more I see that there seems to be no common agreement as to just what it is and how it would be classified legally for prosecution.

For the longest time, many of our laws were this broad and open to interpretation to be "culturally extensible" and not needing updating with each generation or physical area people are in. You can't exactly have the same hardcore interpretation on hippie-filled Vancouver Island for example as some fundementalist Christian town in Saskatchewan and vice versa.

But.... with the latest government which is far closer related to US Republican Party and wanting to define-everything-to-the-letter like an ISO9000-series certification, it's been confusing our system worse and they're getting very bad results and a heckuva lot of Charter challenges to judgements

And that was a good thing, I'd say. Sounds to me like it would work quite well that way.

We're rubbing off on you. Is that what you're trying to say?

Well, we're giving them the boot in October... I hope

Giving whom the boot?

Tories.

We had a political party called that back in the 1700s. What are your Tories political views?

Conservative. They're the ones I just spoke of that are basically like the Republican party... leaning right (not even moderates)

I don't know that I'd care to identify with either of our 'leading' parties. Both suck in soooo many ways. And both have some views I agree with. Closest to my views on diverse subjects and running for the presidency.....or at least the democratic nomination, is Bernie Sanders.

There's a meme on Facebook I took and it put me at 88% Sanders, too!

IMO, I don't care who governs us, as long as they respect our culture. But the current fellow has turned us from closer-to-the-UK-in-culture into 1950's Alabama... without the cheap petrol

My secret political wish? California, Oregon, Washington, BC and Alaska join to become "Cascadia"


Hahaha, hey? You know how rare it is for a thread to turn into politics and the participants stay sane? You rock, Bunny!

I like that Cascadia idea. >:3

Kinda rare, now you mention it. but with 2 level headed and rather intelligent guys like us talking, I'm not surprised.

I wonder if this could technically be considered necrophilia...?

Well, the ashes of a dead person, having sex with a dead person, Necrophilia... I think this is pretty spot on for that, actually - lol.

Glad I'm not the only one who came to that conclusion.

Pretty sure so, though they're trying to class it up and tone down the crassness. I love their little speech at the end. '21 Grams speaks in metaphors, not in shock value.' Poop, says I!

Oddly enough this didn't even occur to me till after I'd made the journal.

What?

WHAT?!


I HAD THAT PATENTED DAMMIT! WHO DID THIS?!

I shoulda known. But seriously, that patent is only good for New Zealand and Borneo. The rest of the world laughs at it.

True, should've got a US one, then only India, China and Russia would have laughed at it.

Out loud, that is.

I know Fangs, I know.

*Patpats*

One day you'll get your share of profits from the rabbit vibrator.


And settle all those pesky paternity suits.

Sure I will. HA! hA HA!!'

Aaah yes. Maybe you won't I forgot you're part lawyer.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!! I'm not gonna sit here and be insulted by the likes of YOU!! *growls and snaps*

Aaah, judicial election season again? It always gets the ol' justice hormones flowing!

My justice is social justice! I'm a social justice warrior! *beats you up with a wet, limp carrot*

(I'll let you just imagine how the carrot ended up all limp and soggy)

(You overcooked your dinner again?)

So, an SJW huh? I am against those! I hate both society AND justice! What kind of freak spends their time fighting for equality anyway?

Not the kind of SJW you think. I'm not some kind of a fanatic. (unless you consider a sex maniac a fanatic, which I don't) Actually, I'd be happy being a hermit in a cave if I could just get laid a lot and not have the world mess with me other than that. Not very realistic a goal, huh?

So basically, a hermit with the internet and a blowup doll?

I think I know a few of those. Should I add your name to The List?

NO!!! That's WHY I'm a hermit. My cave is unlisted and I want it to stay that way.

Oh Fangs, you can't stay mad at lists forever. Just because you came second to Jessica Rabbit in the 'sexiest bunny ears' listings.

WHAT?!?!?! Says who I came in second? Besides, she isn't even a rabbit. Just married to one. What a crock!!

Now now Fangs, we all know it's not thefluffiness of your coat or the size of your incisors that matters, it's the content of your character. And damn if she didn't bang like a barn door during a hurricane. Enough to surely qualify her for doedom.

Put that way, I see what you mean. I suppose she does, since Doedom is about the highest honor that can be achieved. But she still did not and does not rate higher than the all time Queen of Does, moi!
(Humble aren't I? ;3 )

I dunno Fangs, just 'cause you dated General Woundwort in highschool, doesn't mean you automatically qualify as queen of does.

EEEeeeeew!!! Woundwort!?!?!? That ugly old piece of shit?? How could you even mention his muchly reviled name in the same sentence as you do me? I should.....well, nevermind. I may yet. But let it stand that you suck, oh bird of nasty legends. (not to mention they didn't have high school back when I was young. I was ''schooled'', if you will accept the term, by a local witch with nothing better to do.)
And I AM Queen of Does. Fiver had a vision about it. Don't you remember?

Someone hasn't seen SN's fanart have they?

A vision? Oh yes.The field of blood. As I recall he was never the same after, spent a lot of time just string at nothing. Truly he sacrificed more than all of us.

''Truly he sacrificed more than all of us.''

Soooooo....you identify as a rabbit, do you? That's news.

I tried telling people I was bispecies, but they all accused me of just being a bunny in denial.

...........

Can we say necrophilia?

Vibrating zombie penis?

Now when you put it that way, it sounds a little interesting.....

I have many "interesting" ideas... hehe

How many of them include me naked?

Ummm... Well...

*starts counting on his fingers... then runs out of fingers and starts counting on his toes too... then runs out of toes and counts both his bunny ears, then wanders off and comes back with a calculator...*
Umm, do you know anyone who owns a supercomputer? This thing can't display enough digits on the screen!

That's okay. I don't need the exact number. Just round it off to the nearest trillion.

*pokes his head out of the giant planet-sized supercomputer he's hastily building out of scrap...*

Oh, ok...
Maths was never my strong point...

But definitely a LOT!

I AM flattered!

Ugh, way to make everything I've ever done look super normal by comparison!

There is that! I feel so much better about all the perverted things I've done! None of them came within miles of this!

As far as things I've done yeah this beats it all by a mile. As far as things I've imagined doing...probably nowhere near as messed up lol.

Mmmmmm......depends on how you rate the ickiness of things as to some I've thought up. I used to RP some REALLY sick stuff that just might be considered by some as bad as this.
Though not sex with dead people.

Does undead count?

That's one thing I never RP'd about. How did I miss that?!?!

I know, right???

yupyup.....

http://www.dezeen.com/2015/04/26/21.....k-sturkenboom/

The comments are delicious.

Nicoline Van Enter • 2 months ago
Ashes to asses...

gpa Nicoline Van Enter • 2 months ago
Bust to dust.

Just lol. I'm not all that creeped out by this. I mean Keith Richards snorted his dads ashes and he's written tons of amazing rock songs. Maybe if he'd kept him in a blown glass dildo he could have written himself a ton more hits.

(I can be sooo much tackier lol)

Love the ashes to asses one. I never knew that about Keith Richards but it sounds normal for him.

You are working at it though. I'd be willing to bet the guy who designed this wasn't even trying.

just ewwwwww !! ^v^

Oh, I could say more, but Eeeewwww says it pretty well.

Isn't that technically nechrophilia? :O

Sorta I guess. You aren't actually touching the remains, but you are getting off over a dead person. I'D call it necro! *retches*

Both disgusting...and genius. It takes some serious disorder to enjoy this, but I am sure some people are willing and twisted enough to be bale to do that!

...to be able...

But yeah, I'm sure someone somewhere is salivating over buying one and using it just the way they describe. Ick!

I can just see them baling up the ashes. (sorry, have to make fun when you get the chance..... )

*shudders*

No kidding. Even this jaded bunny is kinda feeling sick thinking about that kind of thing.

Next one will be for the straight men

Really? You actually think there are any left?

Oh I'm sure they'll make as many as they can to get sales

I was asking about straight men, not these dildoes.

I can just imaging making and selling 'straight man' simulacrums if they went extinct. Wonder if I'd make any money?

Maybe

Nah.....how many women would want a totally straight man? Too many of them like 3 ways with 2 guys and i don't see any totally straight guys doing THAT! I wouldn't.....back when I was totally straight, that is. *giggles* I remember, I was offered once and turned it down cause the idea of being in bed with another guy....even a good friend....really squicked me out.

XD

The capability of the human mind is a truly an amazing thing.

Oh so very true, my friend!

Huh! I have some ashes from the remains of a chum of mine from the old alt.tasteless newsgroup, and, with the permission and approval of his family, I plan to combine 'em with some track ballast at some point and use the same on a future train layout...

I could see that as a proper send off.

Ha! My dad's request was we spread his ashes alone the tracks so the trains would blow him on down the line ...
(will be doing that on father's day in fact! )

Veddy nice!

I'm pretty sure that's both illegal and trespassing but it's hella romantic. My condolences.

Yeah, but I'll risk it for him, it's not like they can post a guard/cop at every street-level crossing.

Hehehe

Never mind how tacky this is. How the hell did YOU find it???

I was bored and leafing through this site. http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/new/

Heheheheheheh... This Is Why I'm Broke (dot) com. Nice!

The DO have some really cool stuff on there, ya gotta admit.

True, I suppose. Although if I were in the habit of pissing money away like that, I could think of several other better things to spend it on...

So who has money to piss? Still, it's fun to look sometimes. I like the freakin' battle robot! Full size and operable!! Who knew you could actually buy one!?!?!?

I know, right? :)

Not sure how I missed this when you posted it, but man, that's just kinda fucked up. But now I'm kind of morbidly curious to know if they've ever managed to sell any of those things.

I'd bet so. Sick as it may be.

I can top that!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baconlube-F...../dp/B007BFXSWY

Ha ha.....how about I top Amazon with a Bones episode that had a couple of the guys eating bacon lube without knowing what it was till afterwards?
http://www.tvfanatic.com/2013/11/bo.....-mystery-meat/