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Can someone start something with me (pokemon related)
10 years ago
Farfetch'd and Psyduck and Golduck. I want characters made of them and drawn together. They have to be ghey of course.
Farfetch'd might be on the list of the most underrated pokemon ever. I'm not even talking about the fact that he's a crit master with his Stick attached and his infamous Slash. "Lore" wise, they're a race of birds that would literally die off if they didn't have their sticks, and will literally put their lives on the line protecting said stick. And they will even fight with others for better sticks. And they will use that stick throughout their lives as weapons, nest material, and as emergency food sources. That...might be the most character-producing lifestyle I have ever heard behind a pokemon aside from maybe these weirdass Shuppets and Banettes. *cringe*
Psyduck and Golduck I think I don't really have to speak for much. But watch me.
Psyduck is just the most loveable thing. He's like if you gave a duck a slight growth hormone and then gave it my sense of humor and understanding of the world. My understanding of what it would be like to have him in my life would be us both watching TV, hearing a joke on TV, both of us looking at each other, going "Whaaa?" "Psyyy?" And then hugging when we realize that it really wasn't supposed to make sense. And the fact that it's born and lives with a constant headache. I think I'd probably spend a majority of my time doting over him and doing everything I could to relieve his headache. So much story that could come out of a Trainer trying to treat a Pokemon in a way that actually moves him away from what gives him access to his most potent powers (The way that Psyducks access their psychic power is that their headaches eventually become so intense that they, in my theory, access a part of their brain necessary to withstand and overcome the pain, but at the same time also gives them access to parts of their brain that have accelerated function to the point where they can move things with their mind and use mental attacks against enemies).
Golduck...let's talk about Golduck for a second.
So I'd straight up bone him.
That's...we're going to just straight up say that. Right now. And he's a pokemon with psychic ability, he'd know what was on my mind. And if he nodded, I would happily...HAPPILY bend over. Or take him. Whatever he chose.
SEXUAL preferences aside. Look at this bitch. "Lore"wise, he will save people from shipwrecks, and is equipped to do so, since he has telepathy to search for them, and the swimming ability to swim through even the worst storms.
And this is obviously not canon, but...look at the way he is.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Golduck_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
The way his body is formed...If you reformed the beak and gave him, idk...Bat wings? What would he look like? *coughdefinitelynotadragoncough*
I've always seen him as a Pokemon that exudes a sense of royalty, a sense of smooth, regal manner. A man with the stature of a king, but the relatability and handsomeness of a prince. Just...ugh. Would baaaang. Would BAAAAANNNGGGG.
Farfetch'd might be on the list of the most underrated pokemon ever. I'm not even talking about the fact that he's a crit master with his Stick attached and his infamous Slash. "Lore" wise, they're a race of birds that would literally die off if they didn't have their sticks, and will literally put their lives on the line protecting said stick. And they will even fight with others for better sticks. And they will use that stick throughout their lives as weapons, nest material, and as emergency food sources. That...might be the most character-producing lifestyle I have ever heard behind a pokemon aside from maybe these weirdass Shuppets and Banettes. *cringe*
Psyduck and Golduck I think I don't really have to speak for much. But watch me.
Psyduck is just the most loveable thing. He's like if you gave a duck a slight growth hormone and then gave it my sense of humor and understanding of the world. My understanding of what it would be like to have him in my life would be us both watching TV, hearing a joke on TV, both of us looking at each other, going "Whaaa?" "Psyyy?" And then hugging when we realize that it really wasn't supposed to make sense. And the fact that it's born and lives with a constant headache. I think I'd probably spend a majority of my time doting over him and doing everything I could to relieve his headache. So much story that could come out of a Trainer trying to treat a Pokemon in a way that actually moves him away from what gives him access to his most potent powers (The way that Psyducks access their psychic power is that their headaches eventually become so intense that they, in my theory, access a part of their brain necessary to withstand and overcome the pain, but at the same time also gives them access to parts of their brain that have accelerated function to the point where they can move things with their mind and use mental attacks against enemies).
Golduck...let's talk about Golduck for a second.
So I'd straight up bone him.
That's...we're going to just straight up say that. Right now. And he's a pokemon with psychic ability, he'd know what was on my mind. And if he nodded, I would happily...HAPPILY bend over. Or take him. Whatever he chose.
SEXUAL preferences aside. Look at this bitch. "Lore"wise, he will save people from shipwrecks, and is equipped to do so, since he has telepathy to search for them, and the swimming ability to swim through even the worst storms.
And this is obviously not canon, but...look at the way he is.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Golduck_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
The way his body is formed...If you reformed the beak and gave him, idk...Bat wings? What would he look like? *coughdefinitelynotadragoncough*
I've always seen him as a Pokemon that exudes a sense of royalty, a sense of smooth, regal manner. A man with the stature of a king, but the relatability and handsomeness of a prince. Just...ugh. Would baaaang. Would BAAAAANNNGGGG.
