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what the ever loving fuck!?!?!?!?
11 years ago
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Why are there banner ads on this site advertising "im a hot lonely mature woman, I get horny as I get older, mmmmmmmm... come and fuck me!"
how did they know?????????????? D:
please understand children... this is not how sex is SUPPOSED to happen!
how did they know?????????????? D:
please understand children... this is not how sex is SUPPOSED to happen!
the closest thing I can think of as to how sex is supposed to happen is like... cute young thing walking down the street in tight jeans and a neato jacket and the dude passer by is all "oooooh gurl holla gurl you look fine" but then the girl turns around and she has a beard.... because she is a guy... WOA homo feels inside. and then they are both like... "ok behind that dumpster sounds good"
that is how it is supposed to happen... kinda...