She's trying way too hard.

People need to chill

I'm pretty sure on a teddy bear that would be where a stitch goes.

Teddy bears are always stitched there. I had one with stitching there. These people are over reacting

she needs to chill out.

"Alright, the cake looks good! Definitely worth the mon-"
*Sees the stitch line, thinks it's a pussy*
"OH MAH SWEET GAWD!! RETURNING THE CAKE A.S.A.P.! NEVER BUYING FROM THAR AGAIN UGHH"

To be fair if the line went all the way up it may have helped things.

But i in that same token she may just imagine vag everywhere and the higher line would cause her more horror.

What kills me is she put the cake out for the whole thing, she accepted the cake and displayed it.. and the people even gave her flowers to cover
the offending bits.

Why is this still a story?

It's funny because the flowers are what drew attention to the "inappropriate" crease.

Also, this is clearly a woman with some skeletons in her closet, if that's what her mind first jumped to, and she's so quick to try and villify the place.

Effing crazy. Oh well.

But yes. Teddy bear vaginas. I'm sure someone's into that. Ayup.

Meanwhile in 'Murrica......

*Facepalms* White Knight Moms strike again.

Does this coming generation truely have a chance?

I'm hungry for pancakes now.

The real question is would she have thought it was a vagina if the teddy bears had blue bows on, or no bows at all?

I feel sorry for her soon to be brainwashed kid and the husband who has to put up with this nut.