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i'm a dirty memer (155 question meme)
10 years ago
i saw someone doing it and it looked fun!!! ;v; another journal is going to immediately follow after this one because its going to clutter my page!!
1: Full name.
Fart Nugget McGee
2: Zodiac sign.
pisces!!
3: Three fears.
-drowning
-dying alone
-long fingernails?
4: Three things I love.
-creatures of any type!!
-the color orange
-goats
5: Four turn on’s.
anything that involves doing anything ever
6: Four turn off’s.
-feet
-feet?
-feet
7: My chillest friend(s)?
stairs, jazzie, morgan, and russell
8: Sexual orientation?
pansexual!!
9: My best first date?
never had one ;v;
10: How tall am I?
5'7
11: What do I miss?
being able to talk to my friends
12: What time was I born?
7:40 pm i think?
13: Favorite color?
gold
14: Do I have a crush?
everyone i talk to i get a crush on
15: Favorite quote?
"YOUR WORLD WILL BURN UNTIL ITS SURFACE IS BUT GLASS"
16: Favorite place?
my room?? man that sounds sad
17: Favorite food?
uuuhh? artichokes?
18: Do I use sarcasm?
Yeah, all the time
19: What am I listening to right now?
some awesome emo music
20: First thing I notice in new person?
i stare directly at their chin
21: Shoe size?
9's?? i think. i havent bought new shoes in about 2 years
22: Eye color?
brown
23: Hair color?
brown
24: Favorite style of clothing?
BAGGY STUFF
25: Ever done a prank call?
NEVER. its pretty rude?? and a waste of time. especially with caller id
26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
black
27: Meaning behind my username?
i named my neopet this
28: Favorite movie?
Toy story B)
29: Favorite song?
my favorite dong for about 3 years strong has been this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URrU8gSj_0U
its.....a heavy metal christian band. but their songs are super good!!
30: Favorite band?
Thomas bergerson. i dont think that counts as a band, but okay
31: How I feel right now?
eeehhh?????
32: Someone I love.
my friends i guess
33: My current relationship status.
single and giving up looking for a partner
34: My relationship with my parents.
wish they were dead tbh
35: Favorite holiday.
none? we always do family get togethers on holidays and that causes my anxiety to go crazy
36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
none
37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
i really want a tattoo but im very nit-picky so if i spot an error i wont be able to overlook it
38: The reason I joined FA.
to get more friends...but i dont think its working lmao
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
ah yes. my ex. the ex. ex.
i dont have an ex
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
no. kind of a waste of time considering most of my friends go to bed at 2 or 4 in the morning
41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
no
42: When did I last hold hands?
when i was a toddler and crossing the street with someone
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
like, 2 minutes
44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
nnnno
45: Where am I right now?
My room
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
literally no one
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
i dont like loud music so its at a normal volume most of the time
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
yeahhhhhh
49: Am I excited for anything?
new episode of gravity falls on july 13th? other then that i dont have anything
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yeah??? i guess???? but even then she hardly listens
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Alot of the time
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
uuuhhh
when i met my online friend last year she hugged me but it was kind of a surprise hug
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
???
?????i havent kissed anyone ever??
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
i trust everyone until they've proven that i cant trust them
55: What is something I disliked about today?
There...was no donuts
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
mr. stairs
57: What do I think about most?
why am i still alive?
why did i need to wait 5 months just for a new episode of gravity falls?
why cant i beat up the simplest boss in dark souls?
why didnt i flirt with the iron bull ONCE when i was trying to romance him?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
i can put my thumb behind my knuckle and i am very good at not feeling earthquakes, apparently
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
i have a phobia of long nails and im very very disgusted with feet
with long nails i cant even look at them they freak me out so much..
not drawing nails but REAL nails
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind
61: What was the last lie I told?
i lie a lot about how im feeling but?? other then that i hate lying
the last time i lied was when i was 13 or 14 and i lied about passing my class
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
neither. both give me crazy anxiety otl
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
nnnot really ghosts? but definitely aliens
64: Do I believe in magic?
nooo...i wish it was real though
65: Do I believe in luck?
YEAH
some people are just TAKING UP all the luck in the world
66: What’s the weather like right now?
107 and humid like the inside of satans asshole
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
i dont read
lord help me
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
it just gives me an instant migraine i hate getting gas
69: Do I have any nicknames?
toooooo many nicknames
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
uuuh? none
71: Do I spend money or save it?
i tend to save it
but whenever somethings cheap, normally i buy stuff for other people
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
No
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
yeah. i have a brain stress ball thing
74: Favorite animal?
luv goats
and deer and cows and sheep
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
playing dark souls
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
satan brovolynski
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnohp8zF4Fc this super gay song
78: How can you win my heart?
being??? nice?? to me?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
swaggie
80: What is my favorite word?
DISGRUNTLED
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
uh
n
none?
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
get your SHIT TOGETHER
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
so ma n y...
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
the power to stop time and go back in time and generally control time. i could be like, god.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
that they are actually terrible people and i have no hope for them as an individual to change and better themselves because they are just too far gone
86: What is my current desktop picture?
my character, king homo, and his trusty sidekick, the small cute bat girl
87: Had sex?
no 8')
88: Bought condoms?
no
89: Gotten pregnant?
noo
90: Failed a class?
Yes
91: Kissed a boy?
no
92: Kissed a girl?
no
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
no....my life is so boring
94: Had job?
Yeah
95: Left the house without my wallet?
1 time and it will never happen again
96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
yeah once. when i was like, 12
97: Had sex in public?
noo
98: Played on a sports team?
basketball in elementary school otl
99: Smoked weed?
no, but i've gotten high because my room was once a hotroom
100: Did drugs?
i was on pain meds for a while?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
Noooo
102: Drank alcohol?
no
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
no and i dont think i can be
104: Been overweight?
hmmm. i dont know? when i was about 6 or 7 i remember being fat and someone CALLING me fat but i couldnt tell if i was actually fat or just constipated 99% of the time
105: Been underweight?
yes. i am currently right now
106: Been to a wedding?
yes. why are weddings are boring
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
all the time. what a life i live
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
sighs
yes
109: Been outside my home country?
nope
110: Gotten my heart broken?
yeaah, plenty of times
111: Been to a professional sports game?
No
112: Broken a bone?
nah
113: Cut myself?
not really? i dont think what i do counts
114: Been to prom?
no
115: Been in airplane?
yes. twice.
116: Fly by helicopter?
nooo
117: What concerts have I been to?
None
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
yeaahh
119: Learned another language?
i used to speak spanish when i was little but now i cant even say gracias without it sounding like grassy ass
120: Wore make up?
1 time and i cried
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
im over 18 and still havent lost my virginity get at my level
122: Had oral sex?
noooope
123: Dyed my hair?
one time to cosplay!!
124: Voted in a presidential election?
no. i really dont like needing to decided between a douchebag and a turd sandwich
125: Rode in an ambulance?
nnno
126: Had a surgery?
Yes
127: Met someone famous?
no. are you kidding?? im lame as heck
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
yes...i stalked my irl friend on the internet when i was a kid because back then she was all i had
129: Peed outside?
Yes
130: Been fishing?
Yes
131: Helped with charity?
Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush?
i dont even try because all of my crushes are taken
133: Broken a mirror?
Yes
134: What do I want for birthday?
to b in a small tiny relationship before i die
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
i dont want kids at all id be a terrible father
136: Was I named after anyone?
i was named after someone on my so called life and it was spelled incorrectly on the birth certificate so here i am
137: Do I like my handwriting?
no
138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
i liked to play with the scarecrow dude from batman and the purple gargoyle from gargoyles
139: Favorite TV Show?
GRAVITY FALLS!!! GRAVITY FALLS!! GRAVITY FALLS!
140: Where do I want to live when older?
away from my family
141: Play any musical instrument?
i used to play the saxophone but now i cant read any notes whatsoever
what do they mean??
we just dont know....
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
by running into a metal pipe head first
143: Favorite pizza topping?
Peperonni eeeeyyy
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
no? as long as im not barefooted i have nothing to fear
145: Am I afraid of heights?
kind of? im afraid of falling
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
yes. i've been caught lying about my report card lmao
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Yeah
one time i was trying my hardest and someone legit told me i wasnt trying hard enough
sorry?? lol
148: What I’m really bad at.
keeping in touch with friends
149: What my greatest achievements are.
staying alive for this long
it is both an achievement and a failure
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
someone once said i was fat and that triggered my anorexia that ive been fighting since the 6th grade
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
i can finally achieve my lifelong goal of doing absolutely nothing all the time forever
152: What do I like about myself?
i wish i could hire someone using the lottery money i won in the above question to help me find 1 thing i liked about myself
153: My closest FA friend.
stairs
154: Something I fantasies about.
~~~being happy~~~
wow i am pathetic
155: Tag people!!
anyone who wants to do this can!!
Gunna post the clean version(just the questions) under here?
though i think these questions were meant to be answered in a journal ;v;
You were nmed after someone and they misspelled the name? But how can someone misspell Fart Nugget McGee, that seems like a hard name to misspell. xD
I'm lame don't mind me...GRAVITY FALLS HYPE.
this was meant to make me as uncool as possible!!!
and aaaa, my birth name is raeann and the character i was named after's name was rayanne??
they messed up BIG TIME
GRAVITY FALLS!!!!!!
the only gf i need
That misspell tho. PFFT. BUT STILL HELLA. FITE ME(not really. i'll just smack you with a feather. that is my fighting)
I just got into the series and I love it. ;; why did no one tell me how awesome it was??
if you'd like my skype, we can always chat on there?
if you want it i can note you it ;v;