You know something if I had to use a weapon of my choice to attack an intruder with I would be a. ......FRYING PAN!!!!!why because then I could just knock them out,tie them up and shove them in a closet and it would be funny to me because I would just be comming out of nowhere then like BAM!!!!!FRYING PAN.but then when they woke up I would slap them with a glove x3