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WELP. TIME TO SET FIRE TO MY HOUSE.
10 years ago
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Okay, here's a thing.
Y'know how I draw bug characters and junk?
Two creatures I will never adapt:
1. Ants.
Because they're goddamned pests. I've been running around my house all day because fucking fire ants have been invading my home through every nook and cranny they can squeeze through.
2. Centipedes. Because Centipedes are like wasps. They exist with the soul intention of ruining your day. A spider is just trying to get by. A spider is just hanging out and junk. A fucking centipede though? it's WRITTEN in their genetic code TO TRY AND FUCK YOU UP.
...I just killed a centipede in my bathroom and it's got us kinda fucked up over here. That's the like the universal sign of "Yo, your house isn't safe from this shit."
And I have a lot of laundry on my bedroom floor...
so
fire
yes
fire
let's just use that to wash my laundry, that'll work
Y'know how I draw bug characters and junk?
Two creatures I will never adapt:
1. Ants.
Because they're goddamned pests. I've been running around my house all day because fucking fire ants have been invading my home through every nook and cranny they can squeeze through.
2. Centipedes. Because Centipedes are like wasps. They exist with the soul intention of ruining your day. A spider is just trying to get by. A spider is just hanging out and junk. A fucking centipede though? it's WRITTEN in their genetic code TO TRY AND FUCK YOU UP.
...I just killed a centipede in my bathroom and it's got us kinda fucked up over here. That's the like the universal sign of "Yo, your house isn't safe from this shit."
And I have a lot of laundry on my bedroom floor...
so
fire
yes
fire
let's just use that to wash my laundry, that'll work
also don't trust any posters that speak nicely of spiders! it's spider propaganda! THEY ARE SPIDERS!!!
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