0. a food i like and why i like it.
Yo corn is the best food it's so delicious and juicy and goes well with like everything.

1. a famous person i’ve been compared to:
I remember a while ago a few people said I have Meg Ryan's smile.
And then a few years ago a little girl and her mom came up to me and asked if I was Carly Rae Jepson :/

2. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.

Women can be fucking rude as balls, be super fake, overly dramatic, stop talking to you for no reason, and never say what they really mean.

And men? Ohhh, men. They talk over you, stare at you, say really fucking rude things, think they're entitled to everything, get pissed off if you do something that doesn't cater them, think they're right all the time and they can be such privileged assholes.

3. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
Mewtwo <3

4. weird things i do when i’m alone.
Make fart noises and laugh at myself.

5. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
Spend a few months in Texas, buy a house, buy some bunnies.

6. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
I don't really like the way I look soooooo.....

7. my last night out in detail.
Oshawa furmeet. Met up with folks at bar, had beer, got a lil drunk, ate chilli, ate thai chicken and fries, had more beer, stole some glasses, got some kinder surprise ice cream, passed out.

8. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
That people abuse animals. Literally everyone who does that should have the exact same thing happen to them. And then these people should just be put out of my misery. UGH.

9. something i’ve lied about.
That I'm okay.

10. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
Honestly idk there's pros and cons to both. But like, I'm a very clean person and I like to feel clean all the time. And chances are, there's not gonna be any showers on this island. Not to mention bugs like there is no way I would want to spend literally all of my time with bugs. Also how would I get food?? Like I won't hunt and eat animals so I'd have to find berries and there's no way I could survive on berries for 10 years and knowing me I'd accidentally eat the poisonous ones. But since it's a desert island there probably won't even be any berries so I'd literally just die. Okay so there are literally no pros to either situation I underestimated that one.

Basically I'd opt to spend a month on a desert island with someone I hate. Also I could just kill them in their sleep and eat them and then I'd be fine so I definitely pick that option.

11. something i’m currently worrying about.
Well now I'm worried about which person I hate I'd have to spend a month on a desert island with.

12. one person i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
Well I can't exactly publicly answer that first one but I'm sure 90% of you know the answer. As for the other two, wouldn't that just be the same person???? Like if you're married you are obviously going to fuck otherwise why get married??

Tim Curry.

13. something i do without realizing.
Well if I don't realize it HOW WOULD I KNOW????????

14. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
"Lyin' in bed, just like Brian Wilson did" - Barenaked Ladies
I am actually just lying in bed right now filling this out but idk if there is a song about lying in bed and also filling out a meme thing on the internet.

15. a drunken story.
Well this one time I got really drunk/high with some friends of mine on a school roof and the police helicopter and ambulance and fire truck and three police cars showed up to get my friend and I down.

16. something i regret.
Letting myself stay in an emotionally abusive situation for so long.

17. post a picture of myself.
No.

18. my longest relationship and who it was with.
Four and a half years with someone literally none of you know.

19. press ctrl v and post.
That would be pointless because it would just be this meme all over again but it'd just be the questions and literally no one wants to scroll through this again halfway through me filling out. So no.

20. post a bit of my last IM convo.
I haven't used an IM in 5eva and I forget my Skype password so that is impossible.

21. 5 things i want to change.
My hair colour, my eating habits, my laziness, my feelings, my clothes.

22. my view on being furry famous.
It's fucking stupid. You're a furry. There is literally nothing special about you. You have a fursuit? So do a LOT of other people holy shit get over yourself.

23. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
Chester's wife. Because...I'd be Chester's wife. Holla.

24. 5 things within touching distance.
Thor's face, Mewtwo, my phone, my pyjamas, a stack of movies.

25. story of my first kiss.
My cat put her nose on my face and that was my first kiss.