To any of the poor fucks that read these (if anyone does actually read these), There are 3 things that are possibly wrong and causing my stomach pain. In order of ascending negativity, I could have a bacterial infection, an ulcer, or gallbladder stones. If it's an infection it will show up on some blood tests and an ammonia breath test. If they come back positive, I'm going to be pumped full of antibiotics. If they come back negative I'm having an ultrasound and a camera pushed down my throat. If that doesn't show an ulcer, it's most likely my gallbladder is fucked. To test this they inject me with dye that makes my gallbladder contract. If I feel pain during this then I have to have it removed. I also feel worse because I'm told not eating for days at a time is a good way of getting gallbladder stones. Kinda pissed at myself, but oh well, I think I feel better knowing I'm getting skinnier. I'm not sure though, because I've got body pain constantly. Back aches, can't walk right at times, etc etc. I'm also told I need to stop living off of sweet tea, because it can cause kidney stones very fast. When I say I'm living off of tea, I mean that I literally go days without any food or water, just sweet tea. But hey, at least I'm not an alcoholic yet.