A guy walks into a bar and sees pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

thanks for that  hazzmat

so AC2015 was really really great? probably the best time i've had at AC since 2012 - i roomed with a bunch of good eggs, got to suit, made some $$, got to see people i havent seen in a while, and met a ton of new people
it was a weird con mentally since AC is so rooted in memories of Sammy for me that I struggled more than a little on saturday night, so thank you for everyone for your patience with me and understanding ;; i'll be messaging the few people i had to take home commissions for tomorrow! tonight is for sleep

if you took any pictures of my suits ( or quake) please let me know!!! i'd love to see them!! i was only ever out in groove, but i always had mantis and quake with me

god honestly i love all you dumb furries i am so grateful for this fandom and the friends that i've made through it and i dont say or show it enough honestly, it hurts a lot to think that i may end up waiting till its too late to express it sometimes