10 facts about Lizeron!
10 years ago
General
Ok, here goes!
1. He's way more open minded than his owner.
2. He hates the smell of wet fur.
3. He has dated 2 women. The first because she was lonely and the second because he was stunned by her asking.
4. He dislikes people that seek negative attention.
5. He loves showing off anything he can.
6. He hates not being able to show off sexy things.
7. He's tries to substitute his loneliness with sex, without any good results.
8. He's actually very jealous that bigger, stronger males are bigger and stronger.
9. He has a habit of saying this like "I was like "ohmygosh" and it was awesome"
10. He's the most dominant dragon of the fandom and he will bend you over pretty soon!
1. He's way more open minded than his owner.
2. He hates the smell of wet fur.
3. He has dated 2 women. The first because she was lonely and the second because he was stunned by her asking.
4. He dislikes people that seek negative attention.
5. He loves showing off anything he can.
6. He hates not being able to show off sexy things.
7. He's tries to substitute his loneliness with sex, without any good results.
8. He's actually very jealous that bigger, stronger males are bigger and stronger.
9. He has a habit of saying this like "I was like "ohmygosh" and it was awesome"
10. He's the most dominant dragon of the fandom and he will bend you over pretty soon!
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The rest meh, not that surprised
Might steal this meme and do it at some point when I'm not working