FEED ME WITH IDEAS.
10 years ago
General
The musings of a neurotic egotist. For my cast of sloots, hookers and a cat.
THE BOSSCAT: Tobi, the egotist li'l guy with eyes bigger than his stamina. Lusts for large, and stuffs a lotta butts.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7802686/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7868598/
THE ALTER EGO: Shem-Tobi. Vicious, narcissistic, sadistic, domineering anal assassin.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13923849/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14461343/
THE AMBITIOUS ONE: Alisha, the angry, businesslike bitch with a lust for approval, dicks and pimpy affection. She knows what he likes.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14832845/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17233874/
THE LOVEY-DOVEY ONE: Ashlia, the smothery, cuddly drainer of men. She'll drown you in fluff and fuzz, then suck you dry with her hungry azz.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14859962/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6986026/
THE DUMPSTER: C.G., the mute, bottomless guzzler of cum, the shameless gargler of dicks, the oversized, over-fat dick-magnet with the infinite appetite.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12244581/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14546639/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8594994/
THE DRUNKARD: Jessica, the lager-swilling wall-destroying self-assured australian 'Roogirl with the ass like thunder, and the muscles to CRUSH a man!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15032227/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16072683/
THE MINDFUCK: Mewtwo, the ultimate power-bottom. The mind-melding, face-raping, rimming-and-anal-obsessed genetic monstrosity with the great ass.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16986516/
I need ideas, yo!
Interactions, personal interactions, hot outfits, awesome fuck scenes, hot ideas, humor. GIMME IT ALL!
THE BOSSCAT: Tobi, the egotist li'l guy with eyes bigger than his stamina. Lusts for large, and stuffs a lotta butts.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7802686/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7868598/
THE ALTER EGO: Shem-Tobi. Vicious, narcissistic, sadistic, domineering anal assassin.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13923849/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14461343/
THE AMBITIOUS ONE: Alisha, the angry, businesslike bitch with a lust for approval, dicks and pimpy affection. She knows what he likes.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14832845/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17233874/
THE LOVEY-DOVEY ONE: Ashlia, the smothery, cuddly drainer of men. She'll drown you in fluff and fuzz, then suck you dry with her hungry azz.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14859962/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6986026/
THE DUMPSTER: C.G., the mute, bottomless guzzler of cum, the shameless gargler of dicks, the oversized, over-fat dick-magnet with the infinite appetite.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12244581/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14546639/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8594994/
THE DRUNKARD: Jessica, the lager-swilling wall-destroying self-assured australian 'Roogirl with the ass like thunder, and the muscles to CRUSH a man!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15032227/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16072683/
THE MINDFUCK: Mewtwo, the ultimate power-bottom. The mind-melding, face-raping, rimming-and-anal-obsessed genetic monstrosity with the great ass.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16986516/
I need ideas, yo!
Interactions, personal interactions, hot outfits, awesome fuck scenes, hot ideas, humor. GIMME IT ALL!
FA+

Then proceeding to buttsmash her way through the doors to go home and wound some poor trick.
Don't need no theme, don't need to reason.
Pick a goddamn anywhere, put me on all fours, and fuck me.
Went to get a burger? Fuck a bitch.
Went to the movies? Fuck a bitch.
Went on a date with someone special? Threesome. With you fuckin' a bitch.
If only there were refsheets. There would be SO much buttsecks. I haven't broken in the poodle yet.
Once you buy them.
I keep spending my allowances from you on sexy outfits that you immediately rip off of me.
But, no seriously, it'll happen one day.
One day...
Ugh, gotta wait for money, then for an artist to be open to commission for a completely new refsheet... headache central.
I'm rapidly lovin' Octopoodle's stuff, though. <3
I'm still never gonna get over the artists I really want more art from, though. :|
I desperately want art from Gillpanda, Bangabear, and SilverLover03.
They're my current faves.
Unf.
But that sounds less... massive.
Tons of buns, red hot and buttery, just the way I like 'em.
Warm butter.
You're MY buttery bun.
Perhaps impromptu fucking in the lobby of a burger place?
Mmn, we'll need ice cream, too...
Oh, yeah. B|
LET'S FIND OUT.
Bring the butter.
And back again.
GOD it's loud.
Plap. Plap. Plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplap...
Plap.
Splort.
SCHLIIIIICK.
Plaplaplaplap...~
Divine.
*grabs onahole, masturbates furiously*
No pleasing yourself without pleasing me. That's the rule!
Then get ready for an infinity of pleasure!
Elaborate. c:
One dude is a judge, and whoever wins gets to bed him? x3
Only one man can have the stamina, the lust, and the connoisseur's eye to judge this kind of contest.
But we couldn't get him, so I'll have to do it. C:
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE WE DO THE DAILY UPDATES!?!?
What else you got? :D
Ego meets alter-ego's ego. A crazy frotting match sure to ruin lives.
Tobi giving a new girl her orientation. (Fill in with anyone's OC of your choosing)
Mewtwo vs. C.G. - The ultimate contest that pits Digimon against Pokemon!
I'm always talking about doing the second one, but never actually follow through with it. Would be hard to pick who, though! D:
That third one I like. Although Mewtwo would be hard-pressed to find any mind at all between those wedge-ears. xD
YOU'RE A MACHINE
GIMME MORE
Slightly more tame piece featuring Tobi standing in a full length mirror. The reflection is NegaTobi! I like that title better because lol
All the girls on vacation, soaking up the rays and the stares on the beach. Lined up, 'kini-clad, and off duty.
This is fun x3
You're suspiciously good at this.
Enlighten me more, O sage, pervy oracle.
A good boss leads by example. NegaTobi benches the girls and takes the town by storm. Could be another short series featuring her with a couple of different guys in various poses. At the end, she's back in the office, slamming a thick wad of cash on the table. "That's how you fuckin' make bank."
Have we seen Tobi getting the admin treatment? Just getting serviced by someone? Maybe not one of his girls but someone else. I dunno. I just see an "over his shoulder" view of someone's throat full of his dick and it seems to fit.
I deliberately envisage having herself hugely expensive so that if it's worth the degradation, it's worth the cash. xD
LOL ONLY JOKING
But it does need some novelty to add to it. c:
OOOOO.
I hadn't thought of that one. But it's such a LONG, THICK tail, isn't it?
Ohhh yes.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9779769/
It was goooooood.
And there's not many people I care to say that to. B|
Though since NachT mentioned booze, can you picture Tobi walking in on the aftermath of a weekend long alcohol and sex bender between all the girls? Some big bar just completely destroyed, ass-shaped indents all over the floor and walls. Paying customers with broken pelvises wedged in likewise broken tables or pounded through the bar. More than one of them still stuck under Jessica's powerful ass. Ashlia surrounded by emancipated and dehydrated men who have been completely drained. C.G covered with an entire wall of new body writing with untold amounts of cum dripping from every hole. The entire floor stickier than a downtown movie theater. Etc.
Actually thinking about it, you should write more you know. I recall reading some of your stories feature C.G and they were pretty legitly well-written. Thanks for sharing both your writing and commissions! It would be great to see more from you some time!
Shem-Tobi: "Boy's Night" with some local twinks being taught that shemales and females will enjoy proper analingus as much as their male counterparts, you just have to learn how to do it right.
Alisha: "Corporate Ladder" with a local major firm. The best performing department gets to all have a go on her. Corporate profits aren't the only thing that's up around here.
Ashlia: "Sexual Healing" with some guys who need intimate attention more than rigorous medical care. Although they may need pelvic adjustments after she's done.
# "Mad Max: Furry Road" with everybody dropping in on the local Cum-N-Go to blow their load before they blow up the rest of themselves. Or just truckers lightening their loads for the long haul.
That's all I got.
+5 Tobi points to you.
Or Sexual Healing. xD