*worships your weirdness*

I AM WEIRDO

Pierre... Oh Pierre...

I should release a porno of me fucking Pierre just to make the internet cringe so hard, their faces tear at the edges.

Scary yes and then some.

Mmm THEM BUTTONS AGAINST MY CLIT YOU KNOW? CRINGE, INTERNET! CRIIIIIIIINGE!

Mathematician's Creed

This is my calculator hardware. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My calculator is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My calculator, without me, is useless. Without my calculator, I am useless. I must input my calculator true. I must calculate more accurately than my enemy who is trying to outsmart me. I must get the result before he gets it. I will...

My calculator and I know that what counts in science is not the numbers we crunch, the noise of our computer fans, nor the data dumps we output. We know that it is the result that counts. We will get the result...

My calculator is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its OS and its hardware internals. I will keep my calculator clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My calculator and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha YES xD