Yay midwest! here in east TX myself.

As for a question: how far can you handle cum inflation? either orally or otherwise?

I'm in north east kansas. ;) Never really gave the idea much thought. My fursona is eight and a half feet tall. So I should be able to take a couple gallons without showing.

You are standing in a forest. To the north is a bridge which spans a wide river. To the south is a dark cave. To the east a farm house and to the west an open field. Which direction do you take?

As a Clydesdale mare I would be more drawn toward the barn or field. I like enclosed places more than open so the nice cozy barn is the direction I would go.

There is a barn next to the farm house. It's old and a little delapitated due to lack of care. The door however is padlocked shut.

The farm house is much the same way. But the curtains are moving from the inside. The front door is locked from the inside too.

What do you do?

Oh you did say farmhouse. Anyway I hope this doesn't ruin the choose your own path story. But I would assume someone lives there and decide I am trespassing. So I head back to the field.

The field is wide open. On the far end is a corn field. You see the corn is over grown and has not been tended for some time. This is a vast difference from the field you are in as it seems to have been tended to recently. To the south is the shallow side of a wide river which seems deep and dark. Your path to the north is cut off by cliff edge.

In which direction do you chose to continue?

Is the river as wide as the Nile or the Colorado?

It's is wide enough that you can see the other side, but you know you would have to swim for a few minutes to get there.

Okay I am a strong enough swimmer. So I will go that direction since the cornfield is harder to navigate.

As you wade into the water the current is strong, but seems to only be pushing you down stream. The bottom of the river soon falls away and you find yourself swimming. You get half way across and feel something move beneath you. Suddenly something grabs your leg and pulls you down. You are able to come up again but not for long before getting pulled under again. You can see the surface disappear as you are pulled down into the cold embrace of the deep. The last thing you feel is the teeth of the predator that has you sink into you as you become his lunch.

The End.

Or is it? I use my massive draft horse strength to knock the creatures teeth out and swim to safety. >:)

Sorry adventurer. Your adventure is over.

How do you feel about wrestling/boxing/combat sports? In general? For fun? For pleasure?

I like wrestling and watch wwe all the time. Boxing and mma really have never caught my interest. Wrestling to me is more appealing because it's a greater test of a combination of strength, agility, and technique than just punches and kicks.

As a follow up question, have you ever actually been in a wrestling match (Of any description) before?