looted from fellarts!

1. choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. make them answer the following questions.
3. tag people

woo! so i chose

1. adrian davidson, main character of primals
2. dimitri, another character from this really old story i did ages ago which doesnt have a name. its not even on here XD
3. warboss scuzgob, my ork persona for when i iz krumpin 'eadz
4. despair, probably the main badguy in primals
5. darker, who is me. well, my fursona

ive put my own twist on this

HAHA QUESTION TIEM

How old are you?

adrian: im about nineteen, twenty-ish
dimitri: not really sure, hehe
scuzgob: i dunno, i dont keep count!
despair: age is no concern of mine
darker: im 21 ^.=.^

how tall are you?

*everyone gives some variation of a shrug*
scuzgob: im da tallest 'ere
dimitri: despair's second tallest, so you go stand next to the ork
despair: dont touch me, fleshling
adrian: ...
darker: well, me, adrian n dimitri are about the same height

are you a virgin?

adrian: im not *big grin*
dimitri: me neither....
darker: nope :3
scuzgob: WOTS DAT WORD MEEN?!
darker: orks reproduce with a cloud of spores, so it doesnt apply to you. doesnt apply to despair either, since he's...not...like us
despair: if you weren't my creator id rape all your souls and leave you as pathetic husks of meat

do you have any kids

darker: i dont think ill ever have kids <:3
dimitri: nah...cant see myself with any
adrian: not yet...*thoughtful look*
scuzgob: urr...most ov me sporezz 'ave probably grown up, but dey aint as choppy as me!
despair: my species does not reproduce like these fleshlings
dimitri: ...half-breeds?
despair: ugh! the idea of...copulating with you creatures is detestable!

what's your favourite food?

darker: >..>; certain...ponyboi... *big blush*
dimitri: good food is hard to come by around here...
adrian: well...pizzas n junk. yknow...studenty food
scuzgob: dere's dis gretchin Runtherd round 'ere, goes by da name of Stikka. breeds da best tastin squigs dat'll ever bite yer face off!
despair: you probably think i sustain myself on the tears of orphaned children or some such nonsense. sorry to disappoint, but i like my meat raw & terrified

wahts your fave ice cream flavour?

adrian: chocolate
dimitri: its too hot for that stuff here
darker: mint choc-chip ^.=.^
scuzgob: wots dat stuff?
despair: ...

have you killed anyone?

*everyone takes cover as scuzgob & despair erupt into laughter. scuzgob's sounds like he's heard a good joke, while despair's is quite sinister*
scuzgob: me n my boyz 'ave killed lots n lots of humies n pointy-ears n blue-skinz n beakies n spiky gitz n toasters n bugz!!!
despair: you have no idea...

do you hate anyone?

darker: F***ING ELVES!!!
dimitri: uh...a few guys...
*despair & adrian both stare at each other. scuzgob steps between them in a rare moment of smarts*
scuzgob: i 'ate anyone who dont give a good face ter face fight!

do you have any secrets?

darker, dimitri & adrian: yup
scuzgob: i dont need no seekrets!
despair: ...

do you love anyone?

darker: yush! i luvs mah pony ://3
adrian: lulu, my girlfriend
dimitri: i havent found anyone yet...
scuzgob: i has a love of FIGHTAN
despair: my fellow nightmares...

what is your job

darker: im a student, and therefore am a parasite on society. soon i will be a videogame designer, and still be a parasite on society
dimitri: im part of the crew hired to defend the caravans
scuzgob: I IZ DA WARBOSS, YOU LOUZY RUNTZ
despair: i dont have a job. it is a purpose
adrian: well...im a student too. and a primal

boy or girl?

dimitri, adrian: we're guys
darker: im a guy too. i suddenly feel sexist XD
despair: my kind do not have genders as you know them
scuzgob: i dont fink orkz do eivur. too buzy fightan for dat stuff

what do you do to relax?

adrian: i hang out with my mates, videogames, down the arcade, on the beach n stuff
dimitri: i practise my swordsmanship
darker: lots of things ^.=.^ painting, writing, drawing, videogames, making levels n junk
scuzgob: FIGHTAN! WAAAAAGH!!!!
despair: im sure your frail mind does not wish to know

what do you think your life expectancy is?

darker: i dont really think about that, to be honest
dimitri: i cant afford to think about it
adrian: great, now thats all i can think of
scuzgob: wot? da mind of da ork iz too fokused on da prezent. itz why we iz good at fightan! my only hope iz dat if i do get krumped, itz a good deff!
despair: we do not...die. however, i see this question has raised doubts in the minds of those present. i shall remember this...

whats your favourite song?

darker: i have too many to pick a single fave x3
dimitri: marco's pretty good on that ittle guitar of his
scuzgob: song? naaa, but da pounding o' fousands a' boyz feetz, wiff kannonz blastin n trukk roarin wiff a good loud WAAAAGH!!! iz better dan any muzik
despair: youre probably thinking the dischordant screaming of tortured souls. who do you think i am, some kind of generic fantasy villain?
...
darker: he likes jamiroquai
despair: SILENCE!

that was fun ^.=.^ ill have to do this more, its a good character development thingy