So in six days I get to add another number to my age. This annual tradition is making me feel old already. Who here remembers the first Spy Kids movie? Well if you do, that was 14 years ago. Remember when cassette tapes in cars were the shit? Well that was about 11 years ago. Remember flip phones and how they went outta style? Well apparently they are coming back in style again as well as some pager like devices (1990s tech fuck yea!). Remember Mad TV and when Pokemon wasn't showing shitty episodes or when Digimon and Pokemon had a beef similar to Biggie and 2 Pac? Well that phat shit was about 23 years ago dawg! So I really feel old even though I ain't that old. And now you can too!