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Talking to Popular Artists
10 years ago
A few people have asked me how it is I talk to such popular artists!
Well, I'm going to tell you!
Talking to popular artists is a complicated, step-by-step procedure. But follow these steps, and you'll be ready to talk to the most popular artists on this site! Go you! <:
1) Realize that they are better than you.
This is the hardest step for most people to wrap their head around. Artists are not people. Never treat them like they are. Artists are, for all intents and purposes, creators. They are gods if you're feeling dramatic. They have seen things you daren't dream of.
2) Talk about a shared interest.
How do you know them? Are they known for drawing good vore art? Then you know to talk only about vore from then on. Make sure you do not bore them with other topics. See? Simple once you know how!
3) Send more messages.
As mythological beings, they reside in higher planes of existence. Reception up there is terrible, so be sure to send as many messages as possible to give the highest chance that at least one will go through. Being noticed is sort of like the first step of an initiation. Shout loud enough, and they'll respect you all the more for it.
4) Start an RP. Artists are timid creatures, and love when others make the first move. So when a popular artist posts a picture that you really like, reward them by offering to do acts of a sexual nature involving it. Try this when the art is clean! The shock and thrill of such taboo discussion on clean art is sure to win anyone over.
4.5) This is an optional step. If they are too timid during step 4, they may not respond at all. Make sure not to get discouraged! What you need to do now is essentially trap them. Tell them "Nice picture". The less words the better. When they respond with a "Thanks! :P", now it is time to initiate. Now that they've responded, take that as a sign to type out at least a paragraph of RP text. Trust me, this will get them every time.
5) Use their friends.
Find out everyone they know. Add all of them. Latch onto them and use them as leverage for why they should speak to you. Artists sometimes have lots of friends! That's a lot of leverage. <:
6) Realize when it's time to let go.
Congrats! You have important artist friends. Too bad you still have all those... not-artist friends around. Because you know so many artists now, those other guys are just holding you back. Get rid of them! This is how you achieve true transcendence to that higher plane that artists are from.
7) Achieve eternal flowing-cape status.
You'll know you've made it because any loose clothing you now wear, such as a cape or even feathers, will now billow in the wind, even if there is no breeze. Beautiful.
Well, I'm going to tell you!
Talking to popular artists is a complicated, step-by-step procedure. But follow these steps, and you'll be ready to talk to the most popular artists on this site! Go you! <:
1) Realize that they are better than you.
This is the hardest step for most people to wrap their head around. Artists are not people. Never treat them like they are. Artists are, for all intents and purposes, creators. They are gods if you're feeling dramatic. They have seen things you daren't dream of.
2) Talk about a shared interest.
How do you know them? Are they known for drawing good vore art? Then you know to talk only about vore from then on. Make sure you do not bore them with other topics. See? Simple once you know how!
3) Send more messages.
As mythological beings, they reside in higher planes of existence. Reception up there is terrible, so be sure to send as many messages as possible to give the highest chance that at least one will go through. Being noticed is sort of like the first step of an initiation. Shout loud enough, and they'll respect you all the more for it.
4) Start an RP. Artists are timid creatures, and love when others make the first move. So when a popular artist posts a picture that you really like, reward them by offering to do acts of a sexual nature involving it. Try this when the art is clean! The shock and thrill of such taboo discussion on clean art is sure to win anyone over.
4.5) This is an optional step. If they are too timid during step 4, they may not respond at all. Make sure not to get discouraged! What you need to do now is essentially trap them. Tell them "Nice picture". The less words the better. When they respond with a "Thanks! :P", now it is time to initiate. Now that they've responded, take that as a sign to type out at least a paragraph of RP text. Trust me, this will get them every time.
5) Use their friends.
Find out everyone they know. Add all of them. Latch onto them and use them as leverage for why they should speak to you. Artists sometimes have lots of friends! That's a lot of leverage. <:
6) Realize when it's time to let go.
Congrats! You have important artist friends. Too bad you still have all those... not-artist friends around. Because you know so many artists now, those other guys are just holding you back. Get rid of them! This is how you achieve true transcendence to that higher plane that artists are from.
7) Achieve eternal flowing-cape status.
You'll know you've made it because any loose clothing you now wear, such as a cape or even feathers, will now billow in the wind, even if there is no breeze. Beautiful.
2) Why should we only talk about specific topics? That just comes off as super one-sided. Not everything in this day's society is all about food, some people these days don't even have much food!
3) Whoa, girl, give him some space.
4) Think of the children! Why would you roleplay in public spaces? You just might get arrested for sexual misbehavior should a child stumble upon it and report it to their parents! That'll mess up your record for LIFE! Don't hound them down just for those "favors", give them space!
5) Well now you're just gonna lose favor with more people. Prying won't help anything, I would kno- Oh wait.
6) And now you just threw away all your other friends... Geeze, girl, what the frig?!
7) No capes.
In closing, help me I cannot for the life of me write an essay, dear god help, I'll never be a popular writer artist. ;_;
This journal and its comments exceed the normal recommended daily amount of sarcasm. Beware, it gets toxic in high doses.
my bad ^_^'
This is why I like Tumblr. we devised a way of typing to convey sarcasm.
It's just SO much better that way.
i find sarcasm goes over peoples heads on FA lol
Once you have established at least one reply, assume that they are your best friend! And what are best friends for but to draw you free stuff, right? THat's what friends do after all! Make sure you let them know how much you love their art by requesting your own complex multi part pictures!The artist will breathe a sigh of relief knowing they can stop working on commissions to do your much better request. Don't worry about offering them money; we don't want to stress them out after all!
They really are part of an elusive special group of people who are born with natural talents.
This doesn't make them better than non artists, they are actually there to serve them.
It's obvious they are born different, it's not like they get that good through extensive practice or anything, that's really hard work. It's not non artists who should be proving their value, but the artists themselves! They have many people who follow them and such, the artists should be giving something back to them, it's only fair.