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Won't Recommend, Won't Understand, Won't Like, Won't Do
10 years ago
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Hey, we're in August, and that means you can see more works coming up - AND SOON! :D Hopefully! If I can get my ass in gear, anyway.
So, I'm going to give you some tips when it comes to paying me money to write porn for you.
There's three categories.
1) Won't Recommend.
My "Won't Recommend" category is quite large - It's a category that counts, after all, most stuff I'm not into. If you ask me for something in the Won't Recommend category, there will be no price increase, I won't deny it. All I'll do is ask if you are 100% sure that I'm the guy you're looking for on this, because that's not my wheelhouse, but I'm happy to work. In general, "Won't Recommend" is anything not related to competition, sadistic torture, wrestling, and forced orgasms. Won't Recommend, however, doesn't mean anything other than "I'm not sure this is right for ya." It also involves attraction to certian bodyparts, etc.
2) Won't Understand
Won't Understand includes any fetish that I am unsure of the appeal of. I will try to look at some stuff, but it's generally things that I just kinda don't get WHY you want them. I have weird tastes, I'll admit - SO I know that not everyone is into everything. I get that there's some stuff that you might struggle to find. What "Won't Understand" is is a bit like "Won't Recommend." It means it's something I have no idea what the erotic appeal is, and thus, am afraid that I will fail to write in anything sexy. I maynot 'Get' some stuff - Normal romantic sex is one - But I can give it a shot. "Won't Understand," however means that I don't even know what words to pick, and can't fake it well.
Won't Understand is, again, not a rejection, though it may incur a minor surcharge. If I don't UNDERSTAND it, I'll still DO it. I just am going to come out and say, that this will likely be of lesser quality than you might expect. This includes anything involving magic effects that aren't simply magic stimulation, as well as some more obscure things, such as an open-heart surgery fetish. Don't laugh, I have a friend into that, and I have long wanted to write something for him, but I KNOW I can't get that.
3) Won't Like
A lot of artists and writers will reject something, for moral or 'disgust' grounds. I can't afford to do that. I'm on food stamps and social security, my issues keep me out of a regular job. This IS the best I can do, and I can't afford to turn down work. Won't Like, however, will have an adjustment to base costs, of 50% or more. Again, can't commit to what it is now, but likely anything involving scat, vomit, watersports, or inflation.
4) Won't Do.
I also, for moral and legal reasons, must reject anything which it would be illegal for me to be found in possession of, which would be for my protection and yours.
There is one other thing which I will reject on moral grounds, and that is anything involving the Alices from Monster Girl Encyclopedia. I want nothing to do with that.
So, I'm going to give you some tips when it comes to paying me money to write porn for you.
There's three categories.
1) Won't Recommend.
My "Won't Recommend" category is quite large - It's a category that counts, after all, most stuff I'm not into. If you ask me for something in the Won't Recommend category, there will be no price increase, I won't deny it. All I'll do is ask if you are 100% sure that I'm the guy you're looking for on this, because that's not my wheelhouse, but I'm happy to work. In general, "Won't Recommend" is anything not related to competition, sadistic torture, wrestling, and forced orgasms. Won't Recommend, however, doesn't mean anything other than "I'm not sure this is right for ya." It also involves attraction to certian bodyparts, etc.
2) Won't Understand
Won't Understand includes any fetish that I am unsure of the appeal of. I will try to look at some stuff, but it's generally things that I just kinda don't get WHY you want them. I have weird tastes, I'll admit - SO I know that not everyone is into everything. I get that there's some stuff that you might struggle to find. What "Won't Understand" is is a bit like "Won't Recommend." It means it's something I have no idea what the erotic appeal is, and thus, am afraid that I will fail to write in anything sexy. I maynot 'Get' some stuff - Normal romantic sex is one - But I can give it a shot. "Won't Understand," however means that I don't even know what words to pick, and can't fake it well.
Won't Understand is, again, not a rejection, though it may incur a minor surcharge. If I don't UNDERSTAND it, I'll still DO it. I just am going to come out and say, that this will likely be of lesser quality than you might expect. This includes anything involving magic effects that aren't simply magic stimulation, as well as some more obscure things, such as an open-heart surgery fetish. Don't laugh, I have a friend into that, and I have long wanted to write something for him, but I KNOW I can't get that.
3) Won't Like
A lot of artists and writers will reject something, for moral or 'disgust' grounds. I can't afford to do that. I'm on food stamps and social security, my issues keep me out of a regular job. This IS the best I can do, and I can't afford to turn down work. Won't Like, however, will have an adjustment to base costs, of 50% or more. Again, can't commit to what it is now, but likely anything involving scat, vomit, watersports, or inflation.
4) Won't Do.
I also, for moral and legal reasons, must reject anything which it would be illegal for me to be found in possession of, which would be for my protection and yours.
There is one other thing which I will reject on moral grounds, and that is anything involving the Alices from Monster Girl Encyclopedia. I want nothing to do with that.
