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A bad D&D Joke
10 years ago
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Okay I was just reminded of a bad D&D joke and if I don't get it out of my head its going to drive me nuts...now not as much
the telling of the joke but more of the punch line that gets me,
A Young Adventurer heads out on his first grand adventure in the world. Not heeding the advice of his Uncle the local Inn
keeper, He heads into woods near his home known to be filled with all kinds of dangerous monsters rather then the fields
where the weaker ones are.
After exploring the woods fore most the day, he is unimpressed with the lack of "Dangerous Monsters in the woods."
His doldrums soon changes when he comes across a Dryad tending to her glade. He avoids her at first but he catches her
attention and she approaches and seduces the young novice adventurer. While they are in the mitts of there passion, a Trent
wanders out the woods attracted by all the commotion in what is typically serene location. While Trents are not interested
in such activities, it decides to join in on the "pollination" activities of the couple.
Hours later the novice adventurer wanders into his uncle's Inn covered in pollen, leaves, grass, sap and other sticky
fluids and sits at the bar. Interested in his nephew's appearance and dazed look in his eyes. he approaches him with a mug
of ale and asks "Guess you didn't listen to me; What happened to you ?'"
Still slightly dazed he drinks down the whole measure then looks at his Uncle. "I think I just had a Tree-way"
Good night every one !
the telling of the joke but more of the punch line that gets me,
A Young Adventurer heads out on his first grand adventure in the world. Not heeding the advice of his Uncle the local Inn
keeper, He heads into woods near his home known to be filled with all kinds of dangerous monsters rather then the fields
where the weaker ones are.
After exploring the woods fore most the day, he is unimpressed with the lack of "Dangerous Monsters in the woods."
His doldrums soon changes when he comes across a Dryad tending to her glade. He avoids her at first but he catches her
attention and she approaches and seduces the young novice adventurer. While they are in the mitts of there passion, a Trent
wanders out the woods attracted by all the commotion in what is typically serene location. While Trents are not interested
in such activities, it decides to join in on the "pollination" activities of the couple.
Hours later the novice adventurer wanders into his uncle's Inn covered in pollen, leaves, grass, sap and other sticky
fluids and sits at the bar. Interested in his nephew's appearance and dazed look in his eyes. he approaches him with a mug
of ale and asks "Guess you didn't listen to me; What happened to you ?'"
Still slightly dazed he drinks down the whole measure then looks at his Uncle. "I think I just had a Tree-way"
Good night every one !
