[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
[x] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.
[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
Total: 24 / 34

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 8 / 9

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something
Total: 5 / 10

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6 / 11

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (Yum!)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6 / 9

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3 / 7

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7 / 10

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3 / 9


Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 6 / 9

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 7 / 7

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 7 / 8

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2 / 9