I am never going to get excited over anything ever again.
Doing so only sets you up for dissapointment.

My monitor arrived while I was out.
When I got home and saw the huge box I was excited.
I cleared my desk off, ready to recieve the monster of a monitor, 'cos this thing is big, my excitement growing as I was moments away from plugging it in.

Then my brother takes a look and with one statement turned my excitement into blind, furious rage.
What'd he say? "Theres a big crack in the screen" and indeed there was.

...

Maybe if I get a refund on it, I'll get myself some more ram -_-