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Basics
Name: Desi.
Nickname: Desbro, Third Smirl God, Queen of the Winkwonk, Des.
Location: OR, USA.
Age: 29.
Height: 5'8".
Zodiac sign: Leo.
Pets: One very needy patch tabby.
Favorite thing about yourself: My ability to come up with creative insults when completely overwhelmed.
Worst habit: Slow followthrough.
Fun fact: Sometimes when I bite down on things too hard, it triggers my gag reflex. Trufax.
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Female - a lot of people on here assume I'm a dude, lol. Not sure what that says about me. :D
Sexual preference: Female.
Romantic preference: Female.
"Kinsey Scale" score: 4-5 day depending. Some days a feel a little more lesbionic than others.
Relationship status: CBF.
Myers/Briggs type: According to the test: INTP.
Hogwarts house: I always get Ravenclaw.
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl during the summer, Early Bird during the winter. Weird right?
First thought in the morning: "Grrfmrnrrr, Coffee."
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Everything that I could possibly think about that's completely irrelevant to actually sleeping.
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Work.
What do you do well: My cheffery is on point. I also draw pretty gud.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Not in this town, ideally Portland pursuing what -I- want to pursue.
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: Socially.
Smoke: Only when drinking (drunk me is secretly a genius. Thin out that blood, get drunk cheaper. Winner.)
Do Drugs: Nope. Not a one.
Exercise: Run every other morning. Should probably be every morning but I'm lucky it's EVERY OTHER morning.
Have a go-to comfort food: Shepherd's pie.
Have a nervous habit: I chew on the inside of my lip and cheek.
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): My hands and arms.
In Others: Comfortable confidence, humor, crassness.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I have no freakin' clue. :o
Food: I'm a foodie, there are few foods I've met that I didn't like.
Drink: Coffee, water.
Animal: Bears, horses, owls, elephants and foxes.
Colors: Purple and blue.
Artist/Band/Group: Seasons of Music: this season consists primarily of ambient indie-pop like alt-j, chet faker, disclosure, hozier, milky chance and glass animals.
TV shows: Currently Hell on Wheels and The 100.
Video game: Fallout anything. With the exception of 3. Three was rubbish, I don't care what any Bethesda white-knighter has to say.
Movie: I never get tired of watching Guardians of the Galaxy? I mean, that's usually the mark of a good movie to me, but I like other things too. I'm a hug fan of old slapstick comedy-- we're not talking the Three Stooges, no. Abbott and Costello are where it's at. I also love most movies from the 80s. So sue me, the teen movies from that era were super feelgood.
Basics
Name: Desi.
Nickname: Desbro, Third Smirl God, Queen of the Winkwonk, Des.
Location: OR, USA.
Age: 29.
Height: 5'8".
Zodiac sign: Leo.
Pets: One very needy patch tabby.
Favorite thing about yourself: My ability to come up with creative insults when completely overwhelmed.
Worst habit: Slow followthrough.
Fun fact: Sometimes when I bite down on things too hard, it triggers my gag reflex. Trufax.
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Female - a lot of people on here assume I'm a dude, lol. Not sure what that says about me. :D
Sexual preference: Female.
Romantic preference: Female.
"Kinsey Scale" score: 4-5 day depending. Some days a feel a little more lesbionic than others.
Relationship status: CBF.
Myers/Briggs type: According to the test: INTP.
Hogwarts house: I always get Ravenclaw.
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl during the summer, Early Bird during the winter. Weird right?
First thought in the morning: "Grrfmrnrrr, Coffee."
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Everything that I could possibly think about that's completely irrelevant to actually sleeping.
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Work.
What do you do well: My cheffery is on point. I also draw pretty gud.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Not in this town, ideally Portland pursuing what -I- want to pursue.
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: Socially.
Smoke: Only when drinking (drunk me is secretly a genius. Thin out that blood, get drunk cheaper. Winner.)
Do Drugs: Nope. Not a one.
Exercise: Run every other morning. Should probably be every morning but I'm lucky it's EVERY OTHER morning.
Have a go-to comfort food: Shepherd's pie.
Have a nervous habit: I chew on the inside of my lip and cheek.
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): My hands and arms.
In Others: Comfortable confidence, humor, crassness.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I have no freakin' clue. :o
Food: I'm a foodie, there are few foods I've met that I didn't like.
Drink: Coffee, water.
Animal: Bears, horses, owls, elephants and foxes.
Colors: Purple and blue.
Artist/Band/Group: Seasons of Music: this season consists primarily of ambient indie-pop like alt-j, chet faker, disclosure, hozier, milky chance and glass animals.
TV shows: Currently Hell on Wheels and The 100.
Video game: Fallout anything. With the exception of 3. Three was rubbish, I don't care what any Bethesda white-knighter has to say.
Movie: I never get tired of watching Guardians of the Galaxy? I mean, that's usually the mark of a good movie to me, but I like other things too. I'm a hug fan of old slapstick comedy-- we're not talking the Three Stooges, no. Abbott and Costello are where it's at. I also love most movies from the 80s. So sue me, the teen movies from that era were super feelgood.
ALL PRAISE THE THIRD OF THE SMIRL GODS
DES, QUEEN OF THE WINKWONK