That is horrible. The guy to the one I went to was thoroughly convinced that my best friend and I were Mates and he made an entire thing about it until my actual Mate came in and sat next to me. the guy then tried finishing the entire thing quickly. It was miserable.

the worst part was it was this stupid thing called "the pee-pee boy" and when you pulled its pants down it squirted water out, I swear I wanted the guys head on a plate

why not grill his head instead?