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CURRENT DISTRACTION: Pokémon Platinum

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I do so love it when you decide to slip right on the very edge of my upper lip. Thank you so much for the crimson afternoon greeting you gave me this fine Saturday. I was in such a wonderful mood, and your gift only contributed to the overall theme of the day.

Thank you so much! I was growing worried when my shave went so absolutely perfectly all over the rest of my face. And then you revealed that I would not be disappointed when I felt the lovely stinging kiss on the final stroke of the blade upon my lip.

Your work was masterful, really. Half an hour later, I still had the flowing, rosy reminder of your gesture of affection. Dripping down my face and onto the tip of my tongue, the sanguine flow brought to mind the many times before now that you have shown your love for me.

So thank you, razor blade, for cutting the goddamn fuck out of my motherfucking lip.

Lovingly resolving to grow a mustache,
Havoc

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