Fuck it
10 years ago
I tried

awdip
~awdip
Sweetie. :( Please talk to me, what's going on??

Pearlhead
~pearlhead
OP
2 words: DNS Unlocker.

awdip
~awdip
Oh, ouch. >< It's just a virus though, hun.

awdip
~awdip
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