I had this bizarre and disturbing dream last night, and only just remembered to post it.

I dreamt that we were at war with the Ponies. You know, of My Little Pony fame. There was horrible and disturbing violence on both sides of the front lines, but my job was to penetrate deep into Pony territory and slay their generals. In a montage similar to "Meet the Spy", I was able to assassinate Fluttershy from a rooftop, Assassin's Creed style, while she was on her way to a meeting. I hid her body and then staked out the meeting with all the careful deliberateness of Agent 47 from Hitman. I was just about to make an action against Applejack when Twilight Sparkle uncovered me using her magical powers and made an example of me by snapping my neck and feeding me to her zombified pony bodyguards.

It was very disturbing, and I woke up very much WTF about it.

Weird thing is that A) I have absolutely nothing against MLP the show or the people who love it, and B) I haven't been playing a lot of action games lately since my XBOne ran out of memory space. So I have no idea where any of these themes came from.