Because you're the unreliable child for delaying moving out on your own to help your parents pay bills when neither of them had a form of income for 6 months.
Because you're the child that doesn't plan ahead when in that time, the apartment you were going to move into is bought by another company who turns it into a high end complex where a months rent is more then the mortgage on your parents house.
Because you're the lazy child when the closest affordable housing is half a days drive away from your job.
Because you're the child with no plans when you give up having a car to be able to pay off your student loans every month.
Because you're the child with no drive for keeping a steady job for years while one sibling went through 3 jobs in 8 months, and the other lasted 6 weeks before getting fired and never looking for another.
Because you're the child with no life when your closest friends live at-least 3 states away and you talk to them every day online.
Because you're the ungrateful child for working through college while your siblings had their out of state rent and tuition payed for.
Because you're the unmotivated child when your college lied about it's accreditation and was sued by the US Government for fraud and your credits are useless.
Because you're the anti-social child for never bringing a date home, yet you've been in a relationship longer than your married sibling, yet if your parents found out they would disown you and the thought of living on the streets here is terrifying.
Because you're the greedy child for buying a snack for yourself and getting mad when someone else eats it without asking.
Because you're the immature child for spending a few hours of a day off playing video-games.
Because you're the frivolous child for setting a $20 monthly spending limit on something for yourself to avoid the temptation to start drinking again.
Because you're the child who drank to get through high school and your family never noticed.
Because you're the child who got hit when things went wrong.