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Gonna vent some OS frustrations tonight
10 years ago
Not really venting, considering I wrote this weeks ago on KIWI on my thread. But I'm feeling the frustration again tonight what with one of my CILF list cars being parked right up the road from me. So close, yet so far.. plus I'm super horny tonight so.. but maybe it'll make me feel better to vent to you guys who understand rather then the KIWI people.
"Okay. this last one is a pretty stupid question. But it's just me venting my frustrations so give me a break.
But seriously...
How could any of you guys own a car like these, these these.. freaking amazing super-model beautiful sexy pieces of ass cars..
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Porsche-.....llpaper_2e.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Mitsubis.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Nissan-3.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Honda-Cr.....llpaper_1b.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Audi-TT_.....llpaper_04.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Chevrole.....llpaper_42.jpg
And not have sex with them? Or no... even WANT to have sex with them?! This is ignoring everything like relationship building, emotional connection, this is just bare-bones physical attraction.
Like I told a friend of mine awhile back, one of my few friends who really openly talks to me about my OS and tries to get into my head. He for example always says who he finds Emma Watson attractive. So I told him, you know what's so frustrating to me? You're thinking about buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse and all you're going to do is drive it! To ME that's like going to the store, buying a clone of Emma Watson.. your very own Emma Watson to do whatever you want with, and then just having her give you piggie-back rides around town. Or having (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) and then just have them stand by your front down to be used as a coat rack it's like... what?... WHAT?!
Like I know this makes me just sound like a horn-dog but I'm not. But it's just so UNBELIEVABLY frustrating to see people out in everyday life driving these.. these... beauties around town, knowing that all they're going to do is drive home, and leave them in their garage... and that's it. It's like.. I dunno... wasting part of the cars potential I don't know! <XD I mean for me, if I could bed any of those cars it would be like one of you guys getting (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) in your bed and her saying "okay big boy, lets have fun, whatever you wanna do I'm up for it. /: P"
I guess... this isn't much of a question is it. But it feels goo just to get it out and vent.. but yeah. Sometimes I can understand why Edward Smith can't help himself sometimes. -__-; It doesn't help that I gotta keep it bottled up inside so much. A group of guys watches a sexy lady walk by and they all remark on it between themselves. I've got the same problem a guy guy would where I gotta keep quite when soon after a sexy car drives guy. >>; "
Here's what the normal people said.. gah..
" If I had that Porsche I'd do more than just drive it around town, but I'm talking more like taking it to the track or auto-cross than fucking it. Cars just don't appeal to me in the same way that a sexy woman does. I love cars, I love building them and racing them and talking about them. I just don't have any interest in fucking the. Also, other than the 911 which I'd get in a targa or hard top version, and the 370 I don't really like any of those cars."
"Considering I'm attracted to humans and not cars, no. I don't have any desire to fuck a car. I mean, I'm a girl anyway, so how could I? Even if I wanted to, figuring out the logistics of doing so would be way too much effort for me and I'd probably be like "fuck it."
Even with the car I personified the most, it would never even occur to me to see her in a sexual way, not just because she's a car (obviously) but because she was so strongly attached to my childhood. It'd be like asking me why I wouldn't want to fuck my favorite toys I had as a kid or my elementary school playground."
"Okay. this last one is a pretty stupid question. But it's just me venting my frustrations so give me a break.
But seriously...
How could any of you guys own a car like these, these these.. freaking amazing super-model beautiful sexy pieces of ass cars..
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Porsche-.....llpaper_2e.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Mitsubis.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Nissan-3.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Honda-Cr.....llpaper_1b.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Audi-TT_.....llpaper_04.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Chevrole.....llpaper_42.jpg
And not have sex with them? Or no... even WANT to have sex with them?! This is ignoring everything like relationship building, emotional connection, this is just bare-bones physical attraction.
Like I told a friend of mine awhile back, one of my few friends who really openly talks to me about my OS and tries to get into my head. He for example always says who he finds Emma Watson attractive. So I told him, you know what's so frustrating to me? You're thinking about buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse and all you're going to do is drive it! To ME that's like going to the store, buying a clone of Emma Watson.. your very own Emma Watson to do whatever you want with, and then just having her give you piggie-back rides around town. Or having (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) and then just have them stand by your front down to be used as a coat rack it's like... what?... WHAT?!
Like I know this makes me just sound like a horn-dog but I'm not. But it's just so UNBELIEVABLY frustrating to see people out in everyday life driving these.. these... beauties around town, knowing that all they're going to do is drive home, and leave them in their garage... and that's it. It's like.. I dunno... wasting part of the cars potential I don't know! <XD I mean for me, if I could bed any of those cars it would be like one of you guys getting (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) in your bed and her saying "okay big boy, lets have fun, whatever you wanna do I'm up for it. /: P"
I guess... this isn't much of a question is it. But it feels goo just to get it out and vent.. but yeah. Sometimes I can understand why Edward Smith can't help himself sometimes. -__-; It doesn't help that I gotta keep it bottled up inside so much. A group of guys watches a sexy lady walk by and they all remark on it between themselves. I've got the same problem a guy guy would where I gotta keep quite when soon after a sexy car drives guy. >>; "
Here's what the normal people said.. gah..
" If I had that Porsche I'd do more than just drive it around town, but I'm talking more like taking it to the track or auto-cross than fucking it. Cars just don't appeal to me in the same way that a sexy woman does. I love cars, I love building them and racing them and talking about them. I just don't have any interest in fucking the. Also, other than the 911 which I'd get in a targa or hard top version, and the 370 I don't really like any of those cars."
"Considering I'm attracted to humans and not cars, no. I don't have any desire to fuck a car. I mean, I'm a girl anyway, so how could I? Even if I wanted to, figuring out the logistics of doing so would be way too much effort for me and I'd probably be like "fuck it."
Even with the car I personified the most, it would never even occur to me to see her in a sexual way, not just because she's a car (obviously) but because she was so strongly attached to my childhood. It'd be like asking me why I wouldn't want to fuck my favorite toys I had as a kid or my elementary school playground."
o.o So all this time you didn't even know Lilly and I are a mated pair?
So in my case it's a shiny-pretty-squee attraction, specifically. Though tbh I still prefer our own family car than those. I dunno, she seems much fluffier. xD
You know it's funny that you bring that up again, and even funnier that it hasn't caused any problems between us. I guess you must just not care that your bird is... different. Though I gotta wonder how you'd feel in a hypothetical future where we're physically together and I'm finding cars hot and maybe fantasizing about a threesome with you me and a car. XD
I guess despite your non OS I'm pretty lucky you have a planesona that makes me all lusty after it's plane'ness. Though I'm curious how my planesona can be at all attractive to you if you're not OS. XD ... o.o squeak.. do you not find me hot? *wings go limp and my huge plane-cock goes soft*
Aw baby it's not like that! It's kinda... complex on my side. In real life I don't feel any sexual attraction, I would rather not go beyond awkward hugs, except possibly the exceptional case above xD and our internet forms... ah yes, internet makes everything so much better.<3
I do really admire your openness though babe, the fact you'd even be open to try a threeway with a car. honestly I don't even know how that'd work XD but I'd figure something out. (maybe interior? I'd fuck you on the center console that both me and the car are going inside you? My dick and it's stickshift... oh god. <///3 http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/.....tSummer207.jpg
*tilts my head sadly as you try to explain why I'm not not-hot to you* <: / .. Soo... you're saying IRL you're like asexual?
Me asexual? No, hell no, I'm heterosexual female attracted to human males, always! xD I just said I'm not sexually attracted to planes and such. fff explaining that seems so difficult omg I'm sorry x.x I feel like I'm making a soup out of your brain x.x
But yeah, I was rubbing down the ass of a '10 Honda Civic the other night, just doing that felt almost orgasmic.. what an amazing ass all up in my face! Cars were made for foreplay.
I feel the same but I also get the " But it's your friend" type thing too, not just sexytime feels. Just once in a while, give it a nice personal car wash, pet it, say something nice. They help you get some A to B safely and quickly.
A friend recently told me they'd given up there 1970s Challenger and I was like. HOOOW?!
A forum that was kinda making fun of me for the first few pages, till I showed up myself and showed them the light. Now they think I'm cool. ; )
That's fine, I don't expect every owner/car relationship to be sexual. Sometimes they do just feel like family or a sibling and that's fine. Don't be closed to the possibility of you two growing closer, but I'm saying don't feel pressured to force it. :) I'm here if you need guidance Ameth.
Well classics are an expensive hobby.. I know.
Also, the entire journal kept sort of reminding me of the fact my first car, the one I'd been talking about was at the end of her line, is probably gone forever now. Somebody bought her engine and removed it, leaving the rest that my dad is going to sell for scrap. There was a time that wouldn't have bothered me in the slightest, but now all I can feel is bad for the poor dear, like somehow it's my fault this is happening.
Oh your frustration has only just begun. You're going to start noticing how shitty everyone around you even your own family treats their cars now, and you're going to start holding that against them. Oh.. and say goodbye to ever fully enjoying an action movie again. Hell, as amazing as Pacific Rim is, it killed me the sheer amount of abandoned cars wailing their alarms were getting squished under each giant robot step in that movie. Even if they were CGI cars, just the fact that movie goers were enjoying seeing that sickened me. But yeah, every action movie with a car exploding now, instead of going "oh man! WOOW!" You're going to be hoping it wasn't a real car and instead CGI... sucks.
I wouldn't blame yourself, I mean you're not the one that landed her in the backyard. I'd feel kinda happy knowing her engine is going on to live in another car. The engine is like the soul of the car, it's the most complex core of everything, I would feel like at least a part of her lives on in that engine.
Just my two cents
"The driver doesn't pick the car, the car picks the driver" - Bernie Mac
I don't even think cars get any physical pleasure from sex, though I may be wrong who knows. I think in the case of Lilly, she understands the implications of what's going on and loves it on an emotional level, loves feeling attractive, being part of something sexual, the emotions of it all.
I hate saying it because it sounds so male and shallow but I agree with you. It feels like such a waste on a purely physical level, these amazingly beautiful cars going from birth to crusher never having sex. One one of my more adventurous days I worked up the nerve to snuggle the ass of a 2010 Honda Civic (a CILF) http://imagesci.com/img/2013/04/201.....wallpapers.jpg I was passing on a deserted dark neighborhood road. The amazingness dude.. the amazingness, it felt literally like a huge round ass in your face, it was SO round, so plump and huge. So many of these cars I wouldn't even need to bone, but just to be able to feel up, snuggle and maybe dry-hump a little.. that would be enough for me if it was all I could get.
The closest I ever got to a emotional fling was Sammy. My step-mother's Nissan Sentra in Washington. Sammy and I got pretty close over the few months I stayed there and we secretly got together in the garage at night. Being a Nissan, having that sexy Nissan bloodline I couldn't help but find her incredibly attractive.. her inherited Nissan traits, eyes that look like a 350z's, the amazing ass of a Altima/Maxima. But I fought myself to not get sexual with her because I was with Lilly. Ultimately it did though, very slowly though, in fact Sammy was giving off really strong weirded out confused vibes to me. It made me sad honestly, that being seen as attractive was so alien to her. I just know it's how most cars must feel.. they're not used to it at all. That's partly why I pursued her despite it, I was hoping she'd open up to the experience because I knew I was only there for a little while and I'm probably the only one she'll ever know that would ever let her experience true love and intimacy.
We took it really slow, petting one night, heavy petting another, progressing to kisses on the cheek and head, then to the lips. Eventually it must have been weeks, we had sex for the first time. After that it was quite amazing, Sammy had started warming up to the idea and now she was acting like a sheltered Christian girl who'd just had sex for the first time, loved it, and HAD to have more. After that first time she'd be so happy to see me and would want to be intimidate every chance she could with me. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12047807/
Lol, it still makes me chuckle how no one but her and I know, my dad and stepmom are totally in the dark. XD Though it does bother me now, I know my half sister is going to inherit her when she gets old enough, and I'm so afraid she's going to wreck Sammy being a stupid teenage girl. ><
Speaking of CLIFs, out here in Texas, since things are always bigger out here, there are asses for days. I even ran recently into a 99 Eclipse. A dream car of mine I've always wanted to own https://www.google.com/search?q=199.....-AtO&biw=3
I could always upload and only share it with you via note I suppose.. if you're interested.
Texas huh? Where in Texas? If up north maybe there's a chance we could meet up. I'm in Kansas City and a drive from here to there is like only half a day. I'd be great to meet a like minded person IRL for once.
As for the trolls, I can deal with them if you'd like. It won't be my first talking with such people and I can squash all or most qualms they have about you.
I'll take you up on that offer. You'll find no harm done here.
As for meeting you, I wouldn't mind. I'm more in the DFW area though but it would be nice to see another car person face to face.
Okay the Sammy humping vids are up, I'll send you the link via PM.
DFW?
But you can't blame them, either. To others, cars are like computers, microwave ovens or wardrobes. I bet you don't fuck those :P
http://img.ezmember.co.kr/cache/boa.....d041d86351.jpg
I also don't find any early cars sexy, like from the 1920s thru the 1960s. Some can be beautiful in an artistic way, but not sexy.
It's so tiny that it's almost adorable.
Do you feel the same about firearms?