asian-eyes [take a guess why big brother]

asian-eyes: fear, chaos, vengeance! this are what i long for, bring me a offer which repersents one of these things and i will give to you a fitting reword. go my agent.

*looks at Asian-eyes* Things shall be done my way, look-alike. *gives him a sadistic look* YOU answer to me.

aisan-eyes: ... i like your attitude but you lack a offering, i will not give you my reword... pity really

*kicks Asian eyes in the face* You stole my look, so you follow me. Bring me hot male furs! Do it now! Do it now!! Do it now!!! Or face my squirley wrath!!!!! ...I do have squirley wrath, ya know....it's one of my hidden nature thingies... *grins crazily*

asian-eyes: *rubs jaw* hehe your out of your mind, i like you, your mind is chaotic. hehe take this and use it to spread that chaos *gives you an long knife* behold the knife of chaos it is laced with drugs with cause high hallucination now go my brother of chaos.

...biatch, does look like a hot male fur to you?! *growls and stabs asian-eyes repeatedly in many different areas with the long drugged knife* So hard to get good followers.

asian-eyes: O.o *stumbles off high off the drugs* no thanks mommy i dont wanna duck in my back pack...

hot male fur: O.O scary

omgwtf....no scratch that i want mosh!!!! <3 this is bad i'm in love with both of them...

mosh: well hello there, ya know i really hate how i keep getting eaten bring me something that i can use to make my self... less tempting and i'll make it worth your time

zelos sat in front of mosh smiling softly as he took his time thinking. her stomach can digest damn near anything... and her desire for new and exotic tastes make it almost impossible for me to think of something that could make you a repellent.... *he continued to think aloud* so we'd need a trap of some sort, something that we could trick her into eating, something that even her stomach could have problems digesting... but the question is what can we give her that wont harm her...HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT IT were gonna feed her mentos and diet coke at the same time... but the trick is we need to associative those to be something bad, and by just making her eat those two things she'd probably just not repeat it again, so we'll need to offer a sacrifice.. *after a moment of rubbing the purple shard around his neck zelos turned into an almost perfect replica of mosh hold for clothes.* boobs are weird... now get me some of your clothes and lets stuff mentos in my pockets and give me a 2 liter of diet coke... sound good enough to please you? not only do i give you what you ask for but i also include a free prank, at no threat to you. *zelos smirked as he arose smiling softly*

mosh: nice... and boobs are fun. ok here is your reword... * unzips pants* you can have a nice cum bath

i fing love this girl, why does everyone else hate her? just gotta think on her level *he hugs mosh tightly smiling warmly* your a really sweet person *after a short pause zelos gives her an affectionate kiss on pulling her into it also*

*waves hir cock* dont ya want your reword?

sex with a god? how could i turn that down XD

omgwtf....no scratch that i want mosh!!!! <3 this is bad i'm in love with both of them...

omgwtf: i love this world sooo many yummy foods bring me something tasty and i will repay you

*pausing a moment zelos crossed his arms stopping to think as he nodded to the alien.* "well we both know that anything you eat digests amazingly fast, with this knowledge i can gather that the item perfect for you would have to have one hell of a intensity to it so even if you only consumed it for a moment you'd enjoy it. with this little information the first things that come to mind are energy drinks. however energy drinks have little texture and i think that isn't quite what your after, so when we want a little texture with something exotic that you'll remember forever i would have to say this. *he holds out a little black package titled pop rocks* the only trick is to this treat is that you have to open the package then lie the contents out on your mouth there a super advanced human technology that digest themselves inside of you and provide you with energy, along with the most sensation your mouth will ever feel! you just have to remember not to swallow them or you'll waste all the flavor. TRUST ME hun, its totally worth the restraint to swallow. *and with that zelos started to open the packet and her maw placing the candy along her tongues*

omgwtf: ... i like this... alot here you may have this *gives you the space ship she used to come to earth*

you dont plan on leaving?

omgwtf: never

Oh, man.

Honestly, I don't think any of yer characters (aside from the good guys from the 'Northern Campaign') should be put ion charge of anything, lol. Especially not made into deities.

I dunno- I'm intrigued as to how Magoo would take godhood.

magoo: order is the key to goodness. bring it a show of your discipline and faith to the path of order and goodness. and i will reword you

Kristoff, I say >:3

kristoff: ... you call on me? but im the god i call on YOU ... i should smith you now but i cant find my stick-o-smithing so instead i'll give you a job... bring me a offering... of boobs... or vore... or both

meh i'll take kristoff xP

kristoff: everyone likes to talk to me ... ok i got a job for you. bring me ... a sexy offering and be reworded

*strips down and licks lips* well...is this good enough?

kristof: yes *gives you flowers and candy*

i wonder who i would possible pick from all of these people... oooh its sooo diffficult... KVIN! KVIN KVIN KVIN!!!!

Blessed be the name of kvin, let this space now be a gateway to the world of Arashmahar, where demons are spawned, let our two world meet, where the earth meets the sky, like northern winter and souther summer eastern autumn and western spring, come forth and grant me an audience... i wish to do buisness

kvin: buisness hm? the life of a merc isnt what people claim. we are called shame-less and with out honor. in truth to be a merc one must have the up-most honor. show to me that you have the honor of a merc and i will give you a great boon

O.o and i'm supposed to do that how exactly? *rolls eyes* this is just like the time i tried to borrow cash from a dragon

kvin: ... did you pay the dragon back?

*nods happily* yup then i took him for a pizza aswel!

kvin: i see then let me give you this... *offers a flaming saber* the flaming saber i use as been passed down through my family for ages i give you this a twin of my sword...

*looks at the weapon with wide eyes* really? you want me to have this?? are you sure?

kvin: yes i am sure take it

E ) yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! thank you so much! i shall use it as it where an extention as my own body, and care for it like my own child