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16 years ago
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I've been inspired by Numwolf to write about my gaming experiences. xD
Omg, lulz.
Hmm, where to start. I guess I should start with a random story with my friends.
---Okay, so here it goes. One day, my friends came over to my house. My friends have a great sense of humor, I just love them so much. xD They always seem to act gay with each other. (Most of my friends are bi / gay) and Johnny (Straight) and Ryan (Bi) were in my room with me, and we were all talking, just nonchalantly. Well, they started doing sex positions with each other. Knowing them, all I was doing was laughing. So, my mom walks by my room, and she knows my friends aswell, and she just gives this hilarious look. o.0 And my friend Johnny says to my mom, "Hey Joyce! We're having sex!" and my mom says back to him, "NO, you're just exercising!" So from then on, we always say, before we leave to go somewhere, that we are going out to exercise. I also said to my mom, "If you ever catch me naked in bed with my boyfriend, we're just exercising mom!" Oh gosh, priceless.
---Another story happened when I was playing Left 4 Dead. I was playing with my mom, and we were right at the end of the level, right next to the safehouse. Well, there was a car outside of the safehouse that still had the alarm in the car, it wasn't set off! So, because I like to kill zombies, I decide to tell my mom to go into the safehouse with the comps, and I sit outside the safehouse. I shoot the car, and reload my gun, ready to take out the oncoming stampede of zombies about to run my way. So I'm aiming at one window where they all just run through, blast after blast of shotgun shells, I take them all out. As I start to turn, and reload my gun, from the corner of my screen I see a hunter just jump from outside the window, and ONTO me. I yell, "MOM! He's GOING TO RAPE ME!" and her not knowing wtf she's doing, pretty much runs around in circles asking me what she should do. FINALLY, she shoots the zombie. Omg, it was priceless.
---One morning when we went to Further Confusion 09, we were at the local denny's for a bight to eat. We all order our drinks and food is on its way. My friend Johnny (mentioned in previous story) orders hot tea. *starts giggling from the thought of this story* The waitress brings all our drinks to us, and gives Johnny his Teacup, and mug for the tea to go in. We were all talking, and Johnny looks up with a face like, xD but with a tad bit of -.-. And he says, "I've got my hot water, and my hot tea." Apparently what happened was the waitress gave him a cup with hot water in it, and a teacup with hot water in it, but only one teabag. Omg, lulz for the rest of the day.
This is what I have so far. I'll add more. Me and my friends have a GREAT time with each other. :D And we're all furries. :D
Omg, lulz.
Hmm, where to start. I guess I should start with a random story with my friends.
---Okay, so here it goes. One day, my friends came over to my house. My friends have a great sense of humor, I just love them so much. xD They always seem to act gay with each other. (Most of my friends are bi / gay) and Johnny (Straight) and Ryan (Bi) were in my room with me, and we were all talking, just nonchalantly. Well, they started doing sex positions with each other. Knowing them, all I was doing was laughing. So, my mom walks by my room, and she knows my friends aswell, and she just gives this hilarious look. o.0 And my friend Johnny says to my mom, "Hey Joyce! We're having sex!" and my mom says back to him, "NO, you're just exercising!" So from then on, we always say, before we leave to go somewhere, that we are going out to exercise. I also said to my mom, "If you ever catch me naked in bed with my boyfriend, we're just exercising mom!" Oh gosh, priceless.
---Another story happened when I was playing Left 4 Dead. I was playing with my mom, and we were right at the end of the level, right next to the safehouse. Well, there was a car outside of the safehouse that still had the alarm in the car, it wasn't set off! So, because I like to kill zombies, I decide to tell my mom to go into the safehouse with the comps, and I sit outside the safehouse. I shoot the car, and reload my gun, ready to take out the oncoming stampede of zombies about to run my way. So I'm aiming at one window where they all just run through, blast after blast of shotgun shells, I take them all out. As I start to turn, and reload my gun, from the corner of my screen I see a hunter just jump from outside the window, and ONTO me. I yell, "MOM! He's GOING TO RAPE ME!" and her not knowing wtf she's doing, pretty much runs around in circles asking me what she should do. FINALLY, she shoots the zombie. Omg, it was priceless.
---One morning when we went to Further Confusion 09, we were at the local denny's for a bight to eat. We all order our drinks and food is on its way. My friend Johnny (mentioned in previous story) orders hot tea. *starts giggling from the thought of this story* The waitress brings all our drinks to us, and gives Johnny his Teacup, and mug for the tea to go in. We were all talking, and Johnny looks up with a face like, xD but with a tad bit of -.-. And he says, "I've got my hot water, and my hot tea." Apparently what happened was the waitress gave him a cup with hot water in it, and a teacup with hot water in it, but only one teabag. Omg, lulz for the rest of the day.
This is what I have so far. I'll add more. Me and my friends have a GREAT time with each other. :D And we're all furries. :D
thanks for sharing!
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I have more that I need to add. :/
well, when you have time.
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Me and my friends are making a podcast too. xD
that sound like trouble.
*grin*
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