I do not usually rant but I HAVE HAD IT...

AND I AM PUTTING THIS OUT THERE... YOU FOLKS that want to rp with me.. I suggest you take a minute to look over this. If the shoe fits you may want to reconsider asking me to even rp or talking to me if you are one of these types.






Below is a BIG example of what I keep running into with rp characters.......its especially prominent in the Sonic/DBZ/ communities I noticed . All I ever see are Hedgehogs foxes and Bats( the saiyans of the sonic verse)......I rather see more echidnas or races that are not like the basic food group( Lion tigers or even a bear oh my). Everyone always wants to be goku(saiyan)/god/chaos uber control. Like my echidna Sheila does have a few powers but she is heavily balanced with them as well, Selephima is the same and my hedgehog has NO powers at all, just her equipment like her whip and travel pack , think Indiana Jones style. Rabbix also has no powers and relies on her mechanical helpers to defend her. She can run fast but she is also limited how long she can.

This is the Bullcrap that makes me not want to rp with these type of characters.. they don't make sense... its a mary sue/mary joe and negates the entire weaknesses and the cliche typical I HAVE CHAOS POWERS AND CAN DO ALL OF THIS WITH NO FLAWS OH WAIT I HAVE FLAWS BUT THIS NEGATES THEM ALL!!!! THIS bugs the hell out of me to no ends...... They want to rp with me but im sorry I will not rp with a mary sue/mary joe ,


Below Is a prime example of the people that keep approaching me lately. If you are one of these types please dont even ask me to rp because I will say no. PS I even helped this person and bought them their Rat avatar and mobian avi to mod it with. Hows that for gratitude eh ?

Bio 1 from this person... the heck is this crap..... they negate most of their weaknesses and the powers do not make sense what so ever.

Name: i291
Nickname:Arianna
Race:Artificial Rat
Age:4 Months,But of course,she isn't exactly natural,so looks 19.
Strengths:Highly above average strength and defense.
Weaknesses:Wobbles and walks slowly,cannot run,Can be mind-controlled by singing a certain song to her. Guided by sound-cannot see.
Appearance: Tall,Albino Rat,with pupil-less eyes [Blind] With robotic arms and lower legs (Was made without them] Those limbs have pink lights.her uniform is like the normal Minion one but pink.Has big,notched ears,And short straight white hair.Has some syringes stabbed into her that were never removed,and somevisible upgrades,too,giving her a rather messy/menacing look.
Alignment:Relatively Evil,but is just an innocent creation being controlled.
Likes:Humming (Mind-controls herself/zones out from it though)
Dislikes:Being used.
Abilities:Is able to bend pink-colored chaos energy [Using her arms] Flying,Extreme strength/defense.



Bio 2 .. not much better and well i ended up just blocking them after they became disrespectful. I try to give constructive criticism with the characters and if someone wants to discuss something about mine hell i will happily do so in a civilized fashion instead of getting butt hurt and becoming disrespectful to someone who is simply trying to help. If someone points something out i will fix it. I run a rp place and have been rp admin before to help with characters and profiles like this are atrocious to me.

Name: i291

Nickname:Arianna

Race:Artificial Rat

Age:4 Months,But of course,she isn't exactly natural,so looks 19.

Weaknesses:Wobbles and walks slowly,cannot run,Can be mind-controlled by singing a certain song to her. Guided by sound-cannot see [Low accuracy,Easily distracted] Twitchy limbs [Pros:Looks menacing. Cons:Terrible movement-accuracy] Extremely easily distracted [Ocassionally she'll stare at nothing for no reason,or look in the direction of a sound even when it's the most minimal sound]

Appearance: Tall,Albino Rat,with pupil-less eyes [Blind] With robotic arms and lower legs (Was made without them] Those limbs have pink lights.her uniform is like the normal Minion one but pink.Has big,notched ears,And short straight white hair.Has some syringes stabbed into her that were never removed,and some visible upgrades,too,giving her a rather messy/menacing look.

Alignment:Relatively Evil,but is just an innocent creation being controlled.

Likes:Humming (Mind-controls herself/zones out from it though)

Dislikes:Being used.

Abilities:Is able to bend pink-colored chaos energy [Using her arms...Also,Originally,It was not really supposed to be chaos energy.but i kinda wanted to not make it too ''OCRIGINUL KHARAKTUR DONUT STEEL''] Also arm cannons., Flying (Only five minutes),Highly above average strength.
Weapons: Robotic wings [used to fly] Chaos energy-bending gloves and boots,Arm cannons.

Backstory:Work.in.fucking.PROGRESS.



Me:: ..yeh i looked at it im sorry i dont think i really want to rp with this character..it doesn't make sense at all i am not trying to be mean but....yeh like i said this is the kind of thing i do not like rping with.......id like to offer some friendly things to think about that maybe can help you write the profile better. if she cant see why the heck does she need to fly unless she hits trees every two seconds like a storm trooper, how does she fly ? what extreme strength there needs to be a limit to it even knuckles has his weaknesses.. defenses WHAT defense !? you negate half your weaknesses and why does everyone have to use chaos energy why and how would your character even BE ABLE to control it.... theres still no back story.. no offense but this is the kind of thing that makes me NOT want to rp with someone... they end up being over powered and boring. You could go with so many other powers other than frigging chaos energy. Like if its a cyborg why not electricity or flame throwers even ? though you are going to have to work around your blindness weakness and not negate it as a weakness. Another weakness you could add is if shes sound/smell oriented that foul smells or ear bleeding sounds would disorient her and truly leave her blind or offend her perhaps. With all her flaws in make she is bound to have possible health issues too perhaps. AT this time I will have to decline the offer for rp but if you want help I will be glad to help you. All in all it is your character I am just stating that personally this is not the kind of character i wish to interact with.

[11:37] THEM: (Saved Thu Sep 03 12:30:14 2015)The character is a heavy WIP. I gave you the first version of her.
[11:37] THEM: You never asked for a backstory
[11:37] THEM: (Saved Thu Sep 03 12:33:51 2015)And her weapon/implant appearance design is so incomplete that i didn't wanna add it.
[11:37] THEM: (Saved Thu Sep 03 12:34:00 2015)\('w')/
[11:37] THEM: .
[11:41] ME: its ok if its a work in progress then i understand but those are some things you can think on to maybe try to help you complete it :)
[11:42] THEM: There is no ''complete''
[11:42] THEM: All my characters are incomplete
[11:43] ME: ..ah
[11:45] THEM: yup
[12:29] THEM: it's still shit but,again,WORK IN FUCKING PROGREEEESSSSS
[12:31] ME: i still personally see the chaos energy thing as over done and cliche... i still think you could do something different and better than some chaos energy, you say you dont want to use it but still going with it ? contradicts that... and really... i say again WHY would they be flying if they are blind and so unstable with impairments ect... you still are negating your weaknesses a bit... and i understand that it is a WIP and i am also just making some friendly suggestions to think on to help, still the same points i brought up before. and the backstory made me chuckle XD
[12:34] THEM: The flight part was a gift from a certain character,who thgought it was sad taht she'd spent all her life without the ability to walk
[12:34] THEM: Also,I simply dont want to crush my mind trying to get an original idea.
[12:41] ME: but why
[12:41] ME: how would she even be able to fly right if shes blind
[12:41] ME: she cant walk why would flying be any better ?
[12:41] THEM: again,sound guide
[12:42] THEM: ...er sound doesnt tell you theres a darn tree in the way or a building all the time
[12:42] THEM: [Insert terrible joke about how bats are dumb here]
[12:42] ME: bats make sounds that bounce back off of objects to guide them
[12:43] ME): rapid high pitched sounds
[12:47] THEM: Party killer much?
[12:47] ME: i am just saying
[12:48] THEM: i'm not some sort of competitive roleplayer
[12:48] THEM: gimme a fuckin break
[12:48] ME: im not either im just pointing that out
[12:49] ME: well you have fun with that I was only trying to help you with it but its obvious you don't want it. Good luck with your character
[12:50] THEM: I dont wanta super perfect character.
[12:50] THEM: Unlike you.
[12:50] THEM: What's so wrong with liking overused things?
[12:50] THEM: HMM?
[12:50] Sheila The Echidna (feram.brimm): its cliche and boring to rp with
[12:51] ME: if you find someone who wants to rp with that char then good for you
[12:51] THEM: i ALREADY DID.
[12:51] ME: good :D
[12:51] THEM: Twice.
[12:51] ME: you are good to go then
[12:51] THEM: Now i hope you burn in a fire <3
[12:51] THEM: fuck off.
[12:51] Me: you too :)



This person didn't have anything on their character at all.. if you can't even make a basic profile then no offense they are probably not worth my time to rp with. I am not perfect but if I rp i want it to be made WORTH my time to rp and not bored in the first 5 minutes of crappy post. this is the kind of thing I DO NOT want to rp with.

They can go rp with other low quality entry level rpers that write like a 10 year old. The other thing I can't stand are the ones that keep trying to do it for ERP constantly and frankly I don't really ERP much if at all. If there is no decent story to it then there is no reason for it. On top of that I would not do that with just anyone , i would have to trust and know the person for quite some time to even earn that privilege. JUST because I draw smut on occasion doesn't mean I want to be someones mate , waifu or ERP with them and or draw smut for them. The people I draw anything for I have known for a very long time and they paid me for a couple of them!!!!THIS INCLUDES THE PEOPLE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THIS CRAP TO ME OOC AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ME......

I am sick of these that keep trying to push it on me and don't respect it when ISAY NO. If I say NO do not push the issue or keep bringing it up. NO MEANS NO. I have NO PROBLEMS blocking you faster than sonic eats a chili dog if you piss me off or push me into a corner I don't like being in. I don't take crap from anyone anymore but I will give you a civilized " hey this aint cool" before I hit the iggyville button. I will give you fair warning but if you break that I will tear you a new one like sheila eating a chicken. I got enough self respect not to lower myself to that level ugh...

I also cannot stand people who keep getting butt hurt when I DO rp the characters how they are. My characters do not always make buddy buddy friends with others. A prime example of this is Selephima, she doesn't care about others more than seeing them as food and her entire goal is to likely steal the life out of you...., Sheila is wild and is not easy to earn her trust or get her to approach you and god forbid you steal one of her melons ! Michole the Explorer hedgehog is friendly and probably the easiest of my characters to approach because of this. Bateista is more of my comical character and is easy enough to approach but she is a wild canon there is no telling how she may react to strangers in a new environment. If all my characters were the same they would not be very interesting and I rp them all differently for this reason. Keep the OOC ooc and the IC in IC. People taking IC actions OOC make me HIGHLY uncomfortable because that means they don't have that threshold of what is real and what is not... I would prefer to stay away from that and the Drama that stems from it. I do not hate anyone OOC and If you are nice to me heck I will return the favor, just like respect. If respect is shown to me I will do the same.

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http://phoenixhighguard.guildlaunch......php?t=8789309


I DO NOT EFFING one line either!!! I cannot stress how much I HATE one lining..if I am sitting there typing up semi to multiple paragraphs of description for my characters actions and dialog then i expect some effort put in by the other party to give me something to reply to. One lines are hard to reply to because they show very little description and give very little dialog to even react to. It is NOT THAT HARD to come up with enough to do at the very least a semi paragraph people... come on. If you can write a basic profile then I am pretty sure you can probably AT LEAST semi paragraph. I don't expect everyone to be able to multi paragraph but throw me a bone here give me something to work with!!!!!



And Last but Not least I CAN'T STAND it when people use text talk in rp.. if you can't even take two seconds to spell the WORD YOU then you are not worth my time to rp with I will say that right here and now.

With all this said I will post the prime example and if you are one of these JUST STAY away until you learn the proper dos and donts of rp. If you really are interested in learning to better a character profile or rp skills then I will be more than happy to help you, there are a few links below that can also give you some ideas to help you with bettering your skills. I do try to give constructive criticism when it comes to this and I do offer ideas and suggestions that maybe you can consider to make it better. I am not one of these that tells you everything that is wrong and not give you ideas how to make it better. I didn't get to the point I am now with anything I do without learning that.

If you have a boring character that isn't really worth my time to rp with then I am not going to rp with you simple as that. Make it interesting !! Because I already know I will.

lets go over this check list
1. Character doesn't make sense ?
2. Character is god mod as heck and has no balanced weaknesses/powers ? Cliche and boring IM THE BEST?
3. No back story or explanation about the character and WHY the heck they would even have half the crap that they do ?

Yeah don't ask me to rp please I am not interested.


If you read all of this Then you either understand what I had to say and or relate to my plight. What happened to all the quality rpers ?! I am not perfect but I do have a standard I stand up to otherwise its not worth my time.....If someone can't even make a basic profile then.. yeh..

DONE RANTING * wipes forehead * whew .. now that is off my chest I am going to go back to spin dashing on SL through this course...