So, this happened.

BeckySwallowtail: OH MY GAWD Why does the hallways SMELL like this? #singedfur
BobbyThornbody God, the whole school's gonna now. Thanks A LOT BeckySwallowtail.
GraemeStubtail: Look into a new cookbook, Miss Swallowtail. #burnedfurs #badeats
AlericSteinfaust: Ya cook just fine. Gonna get me some #graemecrackers
GraemeStubtail: NOT. APPROPRIATE.
AlericSteinfaust: Tuff.
BobbyThornbody: Jeez. AlericSteinfault REALLY Greame Crackers? #facepalm
AlericSteinfaust: We all got our faves! #omnomnom #youllgetitwhenyoureolder
GraemeStubtail: @AlericSteinfaust, we're gonna have a long talk. #beartrap #notforeplay
BobbyThornbody: AlericSteinfaust GraemeStubtail Professors, with due respect: GET A ROOM!
BeckySwallowtail: OHHHHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAWD!!!
JimFullcoat: Prestidigitation in the #faculty #lounge. facepaw
BobbyThornbody: For once, BeckySwallowtail We agree
HeadmasterEaldraed: Play nice, everyone. #totes #expelled #greymuzzlethings
BobbyThornbody Hey JimFullcoat Well done today.
BeckySwallowtail: OH MY GAWD WHAT HAPPENED!
BobbyThornbody: BeckySwallowtail ... Turn off your CapsLock. #cringe #owmyears
HeadmasterEaldraed: I concur. Capslock is a priviledge, not a right. #getoffmylawn #whippersnappers
BobbyThornbody: Oh, hello, HeadmasterEaldraed. How's the weather? #iwishicouldfly
HeadmasterEaldraed: Remember, when tweeting, be kind. #giveahoot #dontpollute
BeckySwallowtail: BUT HeadmasterEaldraed I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE-
BobbyThornbody: BeckySwallowtail TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK!
JimFullcoat: Uhhh... BobbyThornbody
BobbyThornbody: WHAT... Oh.... Oops.
JimFullcoat: I never Capslock ever- CUSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAARD #omnomnom
BobbyThornbody: WHERE'S THE BLUEBERRY PIE
BeckySwallowtail: I KNOW, RIGHT?!
HeadmasterEaldraed: I don't get paid enough for this.
AlericSteinfaust: I thought you set your own salary? #white #owl #priviledge
HeadmasterEaldraed: Yeah, and I've just given myself a raise.
BobbyThornbody: Not that hard to do, @HeadmasterEaldraed, youre an owl..
HeadmasterEaldraed: Also, surprise menu change! You'll never guess what it is! #haggisforamonth
CharlesIronpaw: You're insane, Thornbutt.
BobbyThornbody: CHUCKY! YOU ARE TOAST #pissedoffporcupine
JimFullcoat: HeadmasterEaldraed BeckySwallowtail The menu needs more eggs, don't you agree? #angrybirds
BeckySwallowtail: EWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWW!!!!
AlericSteinfaust: Ever notice the low enrollment of smaller rodent students? #headmaster #preyitems
HeadmasterEaldraed: NOT FUNNY. #burp
BobbyThornbody: Hey! AlericSteinfaust HeadmasterEaldraed I may be small, but remember, I DO have quills.
CharlesIronpaw: Don't remind me #quillshurt #stillcantsitdown
GraemeStubtail: No eating my favorite student. #stubtailbadgerdontcare
BobbyThornbody: GraemeStubtail You can't possibly mean me...
GraemeStubtail: Of course not, Mr. Thornbody. I totally meant the other porcupine. #srsly
LeoGoldmane: I don't know any of you people.
BobbyThornbody: What?! You mean you're training ANOTHER porcupine? #sadface #replaced #unloved
HeadmasterEaldraed: How many other porcupines have you seen in the dining hall? WAIT NOT WHAT I MEANT!
BobbyThornbody: Uhhh..... #scaredpine #donteatme
JimFullcoat: No eating the porcupine! #dibs #loveyou #backoff
SpiritOfGrandpaFullcoat: You tell 'em, my boy.
BobbyThornbody: Uhhh.... #ghosts #howisthatpossible
BeckySwallowtail: OMG!!! #ghostinthemachine CONFIRMED!!!