No one because crashing into a Pinto is instant death. BOOM!

Oh well you see the Pinto sailed onto victory because there was no Dodge in the race. And the challenger smashed up that beautiful Vette.

The vette obviously...

Not if the challenger was driving the Corvette. Oh you didn't think I meant the challenger the car did you?

Ahh...i see what you did there!

The Corvette, I would think

Not if the challenger was driving the Corvette. Oh you didn't think I meant the challenger the car did you?

I did actually..

corvette

Not if the challenger was driving the Corvette. Oh you didn't think I meant the challenger the car did you?

yup.

If it crashes into the Corvette, then the Pinto wins.

Not if the challenger was driving the Corvette. Oh you didn't think I meant the challenger the car did you?

You capitalized Challenger, so it means the proper name ie the car, rather than the one who is challenging, so yes, that is the reasonable assumption.

Yeah I kinda ran into that problem that either way it was going to be too obvious.

No one, cos the Challenger wrecked, everyone looses T_T

Not if the challenger was driving the Corvette. Oh you didn't think I meant the challenger the car did you?

Terrible set up man

The pinto because it's fitted with a 302 nitrous came and slicks

Cheater! Actually the Pinto wins on the fact the challenger was human and was driving the Corvette.

Oh lol but the pinto always wins

The people watching because that shit is hilarious.

Okay so the people watching won, but so did the Pinto because the challenger was the human driving the Vette.

A vette driver crashing? That's even better!

The AMC Gremlin that stalled at the start line.

Ah so you brought in a ringer. Still there was no Dodge in this race. Just a challenger driving the Vette, and a Pinto.

This is a riddle, right?

Yup, the challenger happens to be the human driving the Corvette so the Pinto wins.

The Corvette, because the pinto who challenged him to a race has crashed (and potentially exploded if he spun and hit something ass first) so not only because the Corvette is the only one still moving, but because nobody said Dodge, I'm gonna have to assume the Pinto WAS the challenger in this instance.

Shit, and even if that's not the case, the Corvette still wins cause he wasn't the loser who tried to race a pinto.

Oh so close! Actually the challenger was driving the Vette so the Pinto won. Congrats on getting the trick question.