Stolen from Zeta-haru, if you must know.

Have you ever meme
1. had sex? Yes.
2. bought condoms? Yes. But that wasn't until after the last time I had sex. And no, it was not the only time I ever had sex. Don't try to make sense of it. You will fail.
3. gotten pregnant? Oh yeah, loads of times
4. failed a class? Yes. Damn you, public speaking!
5. kissed a boy? Not on purpose, and not anyone I liked, and it really pisses me off because I do like guys, just not THAT fool.
6. kissed a girl? Yes, deliberately. It was nice, but doing it again isn't exactly the next thing on my list.
7. had a job? Worked at McDonalds for a while. Ran delivery for maybe a week. I spent a month doing respite care for kids with developmental disabilities. That's really it.
8. left the house without my wallet? I do not carry a wallet and have not done so since I was in Middle School. I only had it because I wanted to feel more mature, I think. Or more masculine. Or something equally silly.
9. bullied someone on the internet? Nope.
10. sexted? No, but my girlfriend sent pictures of herself to a male friend of ours. So, kinda?
11. had sex in public? Hehe, yeah, kinda.
12. smoked weed? Yes, unfortunately
13. smoked cigarettes? See above
14. smoked a cigar? Yeah, lol. Smoked pipes too.
15. drank alcohol? Wish I never had, but yes
16. been to a wedding? One or two.
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Pfft, of course
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight? I would get bored very quick.
19. been late for school? More often than not. Haha, but I've turned that around now.
20. kissed in the rain? Yeah, once.
21. showered with someone else? Yeah. It was kinda fun, but we didn't have sex or anything
22. been outside my home country? Twice: South Africa and Perú.
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? I think of road trips as being kinda aimless. But yes. Actually spent a month or two living out of my car with my last girlfriend
24. had lice? Not so far as I know
25. gotten my heart broken? Yes badly
26. had a credit card? Nope, and don't plan to.
27. been to a professional sports game? A few times. I'm even less interested in sports than I am in het.
28. broken a bone? Gawd, so many. Yes. Just from getting hit by a car one time. It sucked a lot.
29. been unhappy about my weight? Yes, I'd like to be less skinny but it doesn't bother me as much now.
30. won a trophy? Won a participation trophy. Lame
31. cut myself? Accidentally and deliberately.
32. been on a diet? Nope, never.
33. rode in a taxi? Yup. It's really not that exotic, but people in Knoxville don't know anything about Taxis. At all.
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more? Yeah, but not like I used to when I was younger.
35. been to a concert? Yes, but nothing really "big".
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yup.
37. had braces? No.
38. wore make up? Yes, eye-liner and everything, but I can't do it again because I'm paranoid about my eyes. Don't want anything bad happening to them.
39. lost my virginity before I was 16? No.
40. kissed someone a different race than myself? No, but I've dated like three people, so it's really not what you'd call a pattern.
41. Snuck out of the house? Oh yeah.
42. had oral sex? Yup. Got blown a couple of times. More often I give myself a blowjob. Ate pussy before, but as above, it's not on my list any more. Eventually there will be some else's dick in my mouth.
43. dyed my hair? Not all the way
44. met someone famous? No.
45. been on vacation? Of course.
46. been on a boat? Yes.
47. been on an airplane? A few times, yes.
48. prank called someone? Oddly, no. I wanted to, but couldn't recruit anyone.
49. taken a pregnancy test? Haven't got a womb
50. been suspended from school? Yes, several times in high school.