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10 years ago
I totally stole this from my good friend 
Dumarsi
1. Had sex?
Uh, I remember doing that once!
2. Bought condoms?
Oh yeah
3. Gotten pregnant?
Have not really tried lately but I sure would be a rich man if I did!
4. Failed a class?
Yes, I was never any good at gym ... but I was great at Jim!
5. Kissed a boy?
No but sure have kissed some really hot MEN!
6. Kissed a girl?
Yes, bleh *grabs the Listerine*
7. Had a job?
Yeah, plenty, could not tell you how many.
8. Left the house without my wallet?
Oops, yeah *shhhhhhh* manys the time
9. Bullied someone on the internet?
No, in my book that's just plain mean
10.Sextexted?
No, I like the real thing, not into the RP stuff
11. Had sex in public?
*blushes* yup, in a rest area stall!
12. Smoked weed?
Yeah, a couple of times to help the pain in my feet (diabetes)
13. Smoked cigarettes?
Yup, for many years, I finally got rid of that ridiculously disgusting and expensive habit 4 years ago ! *happy dance*
14. Smoked a cigar?
YUCK! I dun like a turd in my mouth, that's just gross
15. Drank alcohol?
Do you really need to ask this question ... fruit punch Vodka on the rocks spiked with 100 Proof is the best!!!!!
16. Been to a wedding?
Yes, far too many, gay and str8 ... *does the chicken dance*
17. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Yes, the computer is my all encompassing life, it's nermal to do that just about every day.
18. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Yes, when I'm tired of staring at a computer monitor, I stare at my TV for another 5 hours *chuckles*
19. Been late for school?
Yes, but only a couple of times, I'm an "on time" kinda dawg
20. Kissed in the rain?
Naw, unless the shower counts as rain!
21. Showered with someone else?
Read previous answer
22. Been outside my home country?
Mexico and Canada, eh !
23. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Oh yeah, I used to be an over the road truck driver
24. Had lice?
um yes *blushes* and it really pis*ed me off too
25. Gotten my heart broken?
OMFG, I couldn't tell you how many times, and it sux
26. Had a credit card?
Sure, I have 2 right now
27. Been to a professional sports game?
BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH ... can you tell I D-O-N-T like sports ?
28. Broken a bone?
Yup, broke my wrist twice (get your mind out of the gutter)
29. Been unhappy about my weight?
Oh yeah, diabetes has a way of doing that to one's self
30. Won a trophy?
Ummmmm, no, I'm not that talented
31. Cut myself?
If you mean in a bad way, NO! By accident, plenty of times ... I cook and do some carpentry work, also worked on cars/trucks.
32. Been on a diet?
No not really, I just try (sometimes) to watch what I eat
33. Rode in a taxi?
Nupe, not ever!
34. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
On several occasions when I was a pup, too old for that stuff now.
35. Been to a concert?
Yes, it was an outdoor theater
36. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Yes, many's the time
37. Had braces?
Nupe
38. Wore make up?
Eeeeeewwwww, I'm a man, men don't wear that stuff!
39. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
No
40. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
NOPE!
41. Snuck out of the house?
Nupe
42. Had oral sex?
Ummmmm, I'm a gay man .... did I really have to answer that truthfully *chuckles*
43. Dyed my hair?
I did bleach it one time
44. Met someone famous?
Fender! at AC 13
45. Been on vacation?
Yes, a few times
46. Been on a boat?
Yup, not an ocean liner, just a boat on the lake
47. Been on an airplane?
Yes, flown a bunch of times
48. Prank called someone?
No, I was more mature then to do stuff like that, I was too busy chasing specimens of the same sexual orientation !
49. Taken a pregnancy test?
This is a hoot! do you think I should ?
50. Been suspended from school?
No
Dumarsi1. Had sex?
Uh, I remember doing that once!
2. Bought condoms?
Oh yeah
3. Gotten pregnant?
Have not really tried lately but I sure would be a rich man if I did!
4. Failed a class?
Yes, I was never any good at gym ... but I was great at Jim!
5. Kissed a boy?
No but sure have kissed some really hot MEN!
6. Kissed a girl?
Yes, bleh *grabs the Listerine*
7. Had a job?
Yeah, plenty, could not tell you how many.
8. Left the house without my wallet?
Oops, yeah *shhhhhhh* manys the time
9. Bullied someone on the internet?
No, in my book that's just plain mean
10.Sextexted?
No, I like the real thing, not into the RP stuff
11. Had sex in public?
*blushes* yup, in a rest area stall!
12. Smoked weed?
Yeah, a couple of times to help the pain in my feet (diabetes)
13. Smoked cigarettes?
Yup, for many years, I finally got rid of that ridiculously disgusting and expensive habit 4 years ago ! *happy dance*
14. Smoked a cigar?
YUCK! I dun like a turd in my mouth, that's just gross
15. Drank alcohol?
Do you really need to ask this question ... fruit punch Vodka on the rocks spiked with 100 Proof is the best!!!!!
16. Been to a wedding?
Yes, far too many, gay and str8 ... *does the chicken dance*
17. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Yes, the computer is my all encompassing life, it's nermal to do that just about every day.
18. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Yes, when I'm tired of staring at a computer monitor, I stare at my TV for another 5 hours *chuckles*
19. Been late for school?
Yes, but only a couple of times, I'm an "on time" kinda dawg
20. Kissed in the rain?
Naw, unless the shower counts as rain!
21. Showered with someone else?
Read previous answer
22. Been outside my home country?
Mexico and Canada, eh !
23. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Oh yeah, I used to be an over the road truck driver
24. Had lice?
um yes *blushes* and it really pis*ed me off too
25. Gotten my heart broken?
OMFG, I couldn't tell you how many times, and it sux
26. Had a credit card?
Sure, I have 2 right now
27. Been to a professional sports game?
BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH ... can you tell I D-O-N-T like sports ?
28. Broken a bone?
Yup, broke my wrist twice (get your mind out of the gutter)
29. Been unhappy about my weight?
Oh yeah, diabetes has a way of doing that to one's self
30. Won a trophy?
Ummmmm, no, I'm not that talented
31. Cut myself?
If you mean in a bad way, NO! By accident, plenty of times ... I cook and do some carpentry work, also worked on cars/trucks.
32. Been on a diet?
No not really, I just try (sometimes) to watch what I eat
33. Rode in a taxi?
Nupe, not ever!
34. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
On several occasions when I was a pup, too old for that stuff now.
35. Been to a concert?
Yes, it was an outdoor theater
36. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Yes, many's the time
37. Had braces?
Nupe
38. Wore make up?
Eeeeeewwwww, I'm a man, men don't wear that stuff!
39. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
No
40. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
NOPE!
41. Snuck out of the house?
Nupe
42. Had oral sex?
Ummmmm, I'm a gay man .... did I really have to answer that truthfully *chuckles*
43. Dyed my hair?
I did bleach it one time
44. Met someone famous?
Fender! at AC 13
45. Been on vacation?
Yes, a few times
46. Been on a boat?
Yup, not an ocean liner, just a boat on the lake
47. Been on an airplane?
Yes, flown a bunch of times
48. Prank called someone?
No, I was more mature then to do stuff like that, I was too busy chasing specimens of the same sexual orientation !
49. Taken a pregnancy test?
This is a hoot! do you think I should ?
50. Been suspended from school?
No
Might I just ask though, why's your answer to question 49 capitalised?