I have confiscated all your butts dicks muffins dildos and porn :I

I now crown myself emperor, and it is made of Diamonds :I


New laws will go into effect IMMEDIATELY


1: your butts belong to me 24/7


2: You will address me as Emperor butt master, Emperor awesome butt, or Emperor slayer of butts


3: I will select a few groups of Cleavage and with in the groups i will erect a mini castle on them.


4: Porn is now currency and will be displayed in several categories, remember the more graphic it is the more valuable it becomes.


5: Growth/mutation/transformations through infections will be mandatory, failure to comply will result in confiscation of EVERY bit of porn you own.
































6: Have a grand day! :3







(yeah...in a goofy mood >u> )