<Anarch> I was eating lunch with a bunch of furries, right, and I drop one of my shrimp. Jokingly, I pick it back up, blow it off, and say, "Still gewd!" and thumbs-up. So I start talking again, getting back into the groove of the conversation, whipping this shrimp around in the wake of my regular hand-gestures, and what I'm talking about culminates to my point, and after I deliver it, I absentmindedly pop the shrimp into my mouth.
<Anarch> And like Kattywampus, who's sitting across from me, her eyes bug out a little and I realize with morbid certainty that I just consumed the floorshrimp.
<Anarch> I chewed and I swallowed, declaring it "Too late for me already."
<Anarch> It was a tasty shrimp, as always.


Scientific Theory: Blood type B is immune to the salmonella toxin.