*Curtain pulls to reveal a High School Honors Algebra II class*

Teacher: Young man…Young man! Were you playing with your glasses while I was teaching!!!
Me: *glasses fall from being balanced on my nose* No…
Teacher: I have had it with your complacent little attitude!!
Me: But…
Teacher: No, this is a blatant disrespect to me as your elder!
Me: Much elder…
Teacher: What was that?!
Me: *nervous* Nothing!!!
Teacher: Fine. Since you’ve paid such close attention, why not solve number 23 in your textbook for us?
Me: Okay. *shuffles up to board and solves the stupid logarithm*.
Teacher: Now, since you can’t… *looks at dry erase board*
Me: Y equals one half raised to the X plus one.
Teacher: Do you think you are witty or something?!
Me: By doing math…?
Teacher: No…by solving it thinking you’re so smart!
Me: But like I said, I was paying attention!
Teacher: That’s it!! Detention, tomorrow morning young man! 30 minutes!
Me: On a Saturday! Are you sick in the…!
Teacher: 1 hour!
Me: I’m sorry…but I wasn’t distracting anyone, and I solved the equation no problem!
Teacher: Hour and a half! Don’t test me young man!
Girl: Here they go again.
Girl 2: You think he’d just give up.
Me: *to girl 2* I don’t give up!!
Teacher: 2 hours!!!
Me: That’s not fair! I could do this stuff in my sleep, and you punish me for…
Teacher: 2 and a half!!! Try me!
Me: But…
Friend: Dude, use that big brain of yours and shut up!
Teacher: Take that as good advice young man! Now sit your patootey down and pay attention!!
Me: Patootey?
Teacher: 3 HOURS!!!
Me: Yes mam.

*The rest of the class laughs as the curtain pulls shut. Multiple roses are thrown at the stage*

And that’s why I have detention tomorrow.