Urban Dictionary Meme
16 years ago
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Blackfire
Starfire's older sister
Starfire: OH NO !!! MY SISTER BLACKFIRE
2.) Your age?
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3.) One of your friends?
the most amazing girl one has ever met,
one who is extremely smart, unique, creative, athletic, and beautiful in her own non-conformist ways; one who will care no matter what...
(and has as many boys as one will ever need and doesn't need to obsess over others that don't know one)
"Dude i met this girl, she's definitely an Emmie"
4.) What should you be doing?
Washing. Said just before taking a shower in which the main reason is more to wash the genitalia than to wash any other part. Can also be used for the instances for men who jerk off in the shower.
Man> Yeah dudes I gotta go wash bag.
anyone else> thanks for telling us... ass!
5.) Favorite color?
Green: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6.) Birthplace?
Croydon. A horrific notion indeed. Between the horrors of 1960s concrete architecture that means that the skyline looks like nothing but fear and loathing reside the worst thing: the locals.
While not getting confused between their football allegiances (Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Real Madrid or Barcelona), they make sure that they always holler odd sounding noises akin to "Euuuurgh!!!" assuming that it's an insult - although always just out of earshot, and only when there's about twenty of them to your one. If, of course, they are not this intelligent, they will just take a swing at you - and for the same reason: individuality. Yes, like the Iron Age, thos ethat do not look like they are in for a bit of a kicking - although at least back then, fire was not such a complex connundrum (barring the Marlbro Light they stub out in your face, naturally).
Any new store that opens soon becomes Croydonised - a complete waste of time as the service is anything but a service, and you realise Central London is only 15 minutes by train. Unless, of course, you want to use the landmark of the area - the Ikea on Purley Way.
if there was a new Ring of Hell, it would be Croydon. And I'm not making this up - I live in the fucking place...
Print a copy of the review from craptowns.com, and tick the things off while walking down the High Street...
7.) Month of your birth?
November. The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Miles. A different Miles, but similarly a good sort. The epitomy of sex, style and grace.
Who the fuck does he think he is? Fucking Miles or something?
9.) One of your nicknames?
Dragon. Possibly the best mythical creature known to this day.
Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon-man. Or maybe he was just a dragon!
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Blackfire
Starfire's older sister
Starfire: OH NO !!! MY SISTER BLACKFIRE
2.) Your age?
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3.) One of your friends?
the most amazing girl one has ever met,
one who is extremely smart, unique, creative, athletic, and beautiful in her own non-conformist ways; one who will care no matter what...
(and has as many boys as one will ever need and doesn't need to obsess over others that don't know one)
"Dude i met this girl, she's definitely an Emmie"
4.) What should you be doing?
Washing. Said just before taking a shower in which the main reason is more to wash the genitalia than to wash any other part. Can also be used for the instances for men who jerk off in the shower.
Man> Yeah dudes I gotta go wash bag.
anyone else> thanks for telling us... ass!
5.) Favorite color?
Green: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6.) Birthplace?
Croydon. A horrific notion indeed. Between the horrors of 1960s concrete architecture that means that the skyline looks like nothing but fear and loathing reside the worst thing: the locals.
While not getting confused between their football allegiances (Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Real Madrid or Barcelona), they make sure that they always holler odd sounding noises akin to "Euuuurgh!!!" assuming that it's an insult - although always just out of earshot, and only when there's about twenty of them to your one. If, of course, they are not this intelligent, they will just take a swing at you - and for the same reason: individuality. Yes, like the Iron Age, thos ethat do not look like they are in for a bit of a kicking - although at least back then, fire was not such a complex connundrum (barring the Marlbro Light they stub out in your face, naturally).
Any new store that opens soon becomes Croydonised - a complete waste of time as the service is anything but a service, and you realise Central London is only 15 minutes by train. Unless, of course, you want to use the landmark of the area - the Ikea on Purley Way.
if there was a new Ring of Hell, it would be Croydon. And I'm not making this up - I live in the fucking place...
Print a copy of the review from craptowns.com, and tick the things off while walking down the High Street...
7.) Month of your birth?
November. The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Miles. A different Miles, but similarly a good sort. The epitomy of sex, style and grace.
Who the fuck does he think he is? Fucking Miles or something?
9.) One of your nicknames?
Dragon. Possibly the best mythical creature known to this day.
Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon-man. Or maybe he was just a dragon!
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