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Call for Furry Jokes! Hit Me With Your Best Stuff!
10 years ago
General
I want your jokes and stories to help me fill up the joke book I'm working on. If you can tickle my Furry Funny bone, I will include your joke in the book and give you credit (as long as it's original stuff). No, you won't get a free book for your joke. I will see about doing something for the contributors though. If you heard your joke from someone else, please try to track it back to its origins so that the proper person gets credit. I have over a hundred side splitting, jaw dropping, fox bashing (and other species, too) jokes already in the can. I want to get over twice that amount if possible. 
wolfaya is doing the art for the book and has several funny drawings done.
It's hard work being funny, and I need your help. When you send me a joke, put it in a NOTE to me. With as many jokes as I have come up with, don't be disappointed if your joke doesn't make it in as it may have already been thought of or a variation may have already been done. Just sayin'. Sexual innuendo and double entendre is ok. Stereotyping species is all right. I even have Sabertooth jokes, so NOTHING is sacred.
I will also be including some Furry Funny stories, so you may submit those, too. They may be real or made up stories.
Examples of range of jokes:
Mild - How do you tell the difference between a Sabertooth and a Mailbox. A: If you still have your arm after you put your mail in, It was a mail box.
Mid range - What's the fastest animal in the Fandom? A: A fox on its way to a furpile!
Naughty - Did you hear about the Fursuiter who had condoms stuck all over his fursuit during the fursuit parade? When asked what was the deal with the condoms, he replied, "Fox repellent."
wolfaya is doing the art for the book and has several funny drawings done. It's hard work being funny, and I need your help. When you send me a joke, put it in a NOTE to me. With as many jokes as I have come up with, don't be disappointed if your joke doesn't make it in as it may have already been thought of or a variation may have already been done. Just sayin'. Sexual innuendo and double entendre is ok. Stereotyping species is all right. I even have Sabertooth jokes, so NOTHING is sacred.
I will also be including some Furry Funny stories, so you may submit those, too. They may be real or made up stories.
Examples of range of jokes:
Mild - How do you tell the difference between a Sabertooth and a Mailbox. A: If you still have your arm after you put your mail in, It was a mail box.
Mid range - What's the fastest animal in the Fandom? A: A fox on its way to a furpile!
Naughty - Did you hear about the Fursuiter who had condoms stuck all over his fursuit during the fursuit parade? When asked what was the deal with the condoms, he replied, "Fox repellent."
A: Mike Tyson's opponents go down less frequently!
lets see.
why did the cyclops quit his teaching job?
because he only had one pupil.
hehehe ^^
why do ghosts like to ride on elevators?
they like to raise their spirits.
yeah, halloween jokes is all kellster knows of. meow. me not very good at telling jokes.
A virgin
Fursonal business.
A: Nothin' cause he won't cum! :P
For a drink!
When a Mouse fursuiter was asked why they had a piece of cheese stuck in between their large bosoms they replied "Oh, I'm a mouse trap."
What is a fox's favorite yoga position? The Downward Dog.
How do you tell when a husky is horny? Their tail is curled.
How do you make a fox disappointed about a white sauce. You tell them it isn't cum.
What do you get in a room full of foxs? Chafing and a sticky floor.
Why do cats like making dogs chase them? Because they know dogs love to bury bones.
I did not get a single joke in my NOTE box. Everyone put them in the reply just as I asked them NOT to do. *Facepaws*
Oh well, at least I got some response. Thanks everyone. I think I might have a couple of good ones in here I could use.