What is your most ideal sandwich, if you could have any ingredients at all?

Man, you always hit me with the questions that make me think. Let's see here… the sandwich I was eating while you posted this question was store-brand ham and American cheese between two slices of mayo-coated Jewish rye. I'd've liked to have had some pickles on that and a little lettuce too. I honestly can't stand having too much on a sandwich, so no tomato, onions, or anything else. If I had some, I probably would have crushed some barbecue chips in between the top slice of bread and top slice of ham to add crunch and a bit of kick.

Or are you asking this question to me-in-character? If so, then either a sandwich spiked by Hif or a sandwich with friends in it for some vore fun. Size difference, of course; I couldn't stomach a giant sandwich without being equally giant, so either one large sandwich for a dragon or a bunch of shrunken friends between slices of bread. All of the ingredients from above still apply, of course, so I hope you don't mind being covered in mayo.

Heeeee, I can get down with both of those sammiches! Next time I find myself crawling around at one of your picnics, I'll just mosey myself into one of your sandwiches to add a little spider-flavoured surprise! ^^u^^