Feline shaming. This is a real conversation I've had with one of my friends-

[12:32:14 PM] I was forced to get up.
[12:32:19 PM] By god.
[12:32:38 PM] Was going to flatulate under the covers then realized it was defecation
[12:32:42 PM] rushed to the restroom
[12:33:22 PM] Tobi Coon: ....
[12:33:25 PM] Tobi Coon: Okay
[12:33:28 PM] Tobi Coon: there are SOME Things-..
[12:33:28 PM] Tobi Coon: man
[12:33:31 PM] Tobi Coon: just keep it to yourself ;.;
[12:33:32 PM] Hey I tried making it fancy


;.; Ewww.