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ABOUT ME/F.A.Q'S.
10 years ago
ABOUT ME:
INTJ | ♒ | FART | STFU
ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
* CALL ME MORTY. MY NAME IS MORTY NOW. FUCK YOU. OR TINY PERIDOT. OR TINY RICK. OR OLD MAN MCGUCKET. OR MHARTI. OR KARKAT. OR LEMONGRAB. OR SHIVERS THE PIRATE. OR WHISTLES THE CLOWN. OR DAN FROM DAN VS. OR BIRD PERSON. CALL ME EITHER OF THOSE BECAUSE I AM MOST LIKE THEM. ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW. CALL ME LITERAL SHIT.
* I NEVER HAVE ANY IDEA AS TO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR WHAT DAY IT IS.
* I HATE ALL OF YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
* I DON'T KNOW. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING TO PUT HERE SINCE I LIKE FOUR. OH YEAH, I HAVE A FANFICTION.NET ACCOUNT BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MESSAGE ME FOR IT BECAUSE OF THE HATERS.
ART STUFF:
QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED BUT JUST THROWING THEM OUT THERE:
DO YOU DO REQUESTS?
NOT RIGHT NOW. SORRY. I'M DOING GIFT ARTS FOR FRIENDS.
DO YOU ART TRADE?
NOT RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU DO COMMISSIONS?
YES. I JUST NEED HELP ON FIGURING OUT HOW MUCH TO PRICE MY DRAWINGS.
WHAT DO YOU ACCEPT AS COMMISSION REQUESTS?
I WILL DRAW ANYTHING YOU WANT.
WHAT IS YOUR FURSONA?
I CAN'T DECIDE. IT'S BETWEEN A BUMBLEBEE (BECAUSE OF SANTA ENGLISH CALLING ME "FATBEE"), AND ROUGH GREEN SNAKE. THOUGH I THINK A ROUGH GREEN SNAKE IS FITTING SINCE PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THEM WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY ENTIRELY HARMLESS. JUST LIKE ME.
MY CAT'S FURSONA IS A RACCOON.
QUESTIONS PEOPLE ON FURAFFINITY ASKED:
WHAT FANDOMS ARE YOU IN? (ASKED BY ONE PERSON HERE.)
RICK AND MORTY. I'M STILL DEAD INSIDE AFTER THAT SEASON 2 FINALE. BIRD PERSON IS JUST SLEEPING! HE'S JUST SLEEPING! *SHAKES BIRD PERSON'S BODY AND HIS HEAD FALLS OFF* HE'S JUST FUCKING SLEEPING! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALSO, GRAVITY FALLS, STEVEN UNIVERSE, DAN VS., AND OTHERS.
WHAT ARE YOUR OTP's? (ASKED BY TWO PEOPLE HERE.)
I DON'T KNOW. I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE ANY. I DO LIKE PAIRING THINGS THAT CAUSES SANTA ENGLISH TO SCREAM IN BLOODY HORROR, LIKE DOC SCRATC/HUSSIE, JOHN/DAVE, CALLIOPE/CALIBORN, HUSSIE/HORSE, CALLIOPE/HUSSIE, ETC. HIS HORRIFIED SCREAMS FUELS ME. THOUGH HE GETS ME BACK WITH SPAMMING DISTURBING PORNOGRAPHY OF VARIOUS CHARACTERS CAUSING ME TO SCREAM IN HORROR BACK. IT'S A MASSIVE SCREAMFEST.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACEBOOK? (ASKED BY FIVE PEOPLE HERE.)
IT IS A LONG STORY. TO SUM IT UP, THIS CREEPY GUY FROM IRL KEPT MAKING TONS OF FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS TO ADD MY ACCOUNT TO SPY ON ME. I GREW SICK OF HIS BULLSHIT AND SO I TRICKED HIM BACK. I CAUSED HIM TO BELIEVE THAT I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS SPYING ON ME. I FLOODED MY ACCOUNT WITH OBNOXIOUS DIARY ENTRIES FILLED WITH DRAMA TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM. I MADE IT SO THAT EVERYBODY ELSE EXCEPT HIS MAIN ACCOUNT COULD READ THEM. HE WAS ALL "HAHAHAHA KAT DOESN'T REALIZE I'M WATCHING HER EVERY MOVE." AND HARASSED ME ABOUT IT "Funny that you never realized it was me all along" AND BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH. THAT IS UNTIL HE FINALLY REALIZED I WAS ONTO HIM WAY LONG BEFORE HE "EXPOSED" HIMSELF. I'M GUESSING HE SHITTED HIMSELF OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HE DELETED ALL ALL BUT ONE OF HIS ACCOUNTS AND FINALLY LEFT ME ALONE. HIS LAST WORDS TO ME WERE "you are fucking scary". GOOD. I GOT BORED AFTER WINNING AND SO I SET MY PAGE ON FIRE AND LEFT. OH YEAH, AND TO ANNOY HIM, I'D REBLOG CANCEROUS POSTS STUPID FACEBOOK PEOPLE TYPICALLY REBLOG, WHICH INCLUDED CHEESY HIPHOP CRAP, NEWS ARTICLES NOBODY CARES ABOUT, HOROSCOPES, AND OTHER CRAP. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN WOULD KNOW I NORMALLY DON'T POST/REBLOG THINGS LIKE THAT UNLESS I'M UP TO SOMETHING, BUT IT IS OBVIOUS HE HAD NO BRAIN AT ALL.
WHY ARE YOUR FAVORITES HIDDEN? (ASKED BY COUNTLESS PEOPLE HERE.)
THIS IS A LONG ASS STORY. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES. BACK IN NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2014, I GOT FED UP TO HELL OF THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CREEPY PERVERTED WEIRDO HATER GUY IN THIS CHATROOM CONSTANTLY QUESTIONING ME AS TO WHO "WINTERCOOL612" AND "SPIRAYAEAYECAT" AND OTHER USERS WERE. I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING USE THIS WEBSITE MUCH AT THE TIME. HE WOULD GO THROUGH MY FAVORITES OBSESSIVELY AND WASTE HOURS OF MY TIME ASKING STUPID CRAP THAT WOULD SET OFF MY ANXIETY CAUSING ME TO SHAKE AND CRY. HE'D HOVER AROUND HERE AND BE A SMUG DICK THINKING I WAS "FAKING" BEING ASEXUAL WITH ALL THE BADLY DRAWN PORN I'D FAVE. BITCH. ASEXUALS CAN FAVE PORN TOO, YOU KNOW. I FAVED THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE FUNNY. HE'D WHINE THAT I "HATED" HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ROLEPLAY SEX WITH HIM. AND I WAS APPARENTLY "THE CAUSE" AS TO WHY THE "FLYING CARS" HAVEN'T PICKED US UP YET BECAUSE I WAS "RISKING" THINGS BEING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE DAMN CLUB. AND SO, I EXPLODED AND COMMENTED ALL OVER WINTERCOOL612'S AND SPIRAYAEAYECAT'S PROFILES, JOURNALS, ART, ETC, AND I USED CALLIOPE'S FACE OFTEN BECAUSE HE HATES CALLIOPE AND WAS A DICK TO HER IN THE CHAT. I EVENTUALLY KICKED HIM THE FUCK OUT FOR BEING A FUCKED UP CONTROL FREAK TO ME, FUCKING UP EVERYTHING, BEING A FUCKED UP PERVERT, AND FOR BEING RUDE TO CALLIOPE. OH YEAH, AND I'D PURPOSELY INSERT MISINFORMATION OF DOCTOR WHO, BACK TO THE FUTURE, HOMESTUCK, ETC, INTO THE THINGS I'D TYPE AND POST HERE JUST TO IRRITATE HIM BECAUSE HE HATES WHEN PEOPLE GET THE REFERENCES WRONG. (EXAMPLE: DOCTOR WHO IS ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH. EVERY DAY OF 2015 IS "ACCURATE" BACK TO THE FUTURE DATES -- IDEA TAKEN FROM A BACK TO THE FUTURE TUMBLR -- ETC.) THAT, AND HE HATES WHENEVER I'D MENTION THE SCI-FI EVENTS THAT GO ON HERE BECAUSE HE BITCHES THAT THEY ARE FAKE. AND SO NATURALLY I INSERTED THEM INTO EVERYTHING. AND OH LASTLY, HE'D SHOVE HIS ART INTO PEOPLE'S FACES. I DID THAT TOO TO PISS HIM OFF. (EXAMPLE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14358490/)
HEY! HEY EVERYBODY! THAT SAME WEIRDO WOULD ALSO FILL HIS DROPBOX WITH BADLY DRAWN SHITTY PORN HE'D FIND FROM FURAFFINITY AND FAP TO THEM. WOW. HE GOT OFF TO THIS GROSS DEFORMED DRAWING OF VRISKA AND TAVROS THAT SOME 13 YEAR OLD DREW. OH AND GET THIS, HE'S A PEDOPHILE AND EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE, YET HE CALLED MY FRIENDS PEDOPHILES AND EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE. THEY ARE NOT. YOU ARE, ASSHOLE. OH AND LASTLY THE FUCK AGAIN, HIS FOLDER OF ALL THE BADLY DRAWN PORN EXCEEDED 2GB'S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOW. MAN. WHAT A WEIRDO. I HAVE A BILLION STORIES OF THIS HORRIBLE PERSON. (IF IT'S YOU READING THIS, GO AWAY. YOU'RE OUT OF THE THREE TRIANGLE CLUB FOREVER. STOP CONSTANTLY JUDGING ME.)
WHY DO YOU TYPE IN CAPS LOCK AND THEN LOWER CASE SOMETIMES?(ASKED BY... I LOST COUNT.)
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I'M GAMZEE. SAVING ON FUCKING BATTERY COSTS FOR THIS WIRELESS KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK DRAINS IT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TRICK EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE INTO BUYING NEW BATTERIES?!
ARE YOU THE ONE ANONYMOUSLY ATTACKING ME OVER TUMBLR?
BITCH. I DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE ANONYMOUSLY. YOU CAN USE TRACKERS TO SEE I'M TELLING THE TRUTH THAT IT'S NOT ME. IF I'M ATTACKING SOMEONE, I USE MY ACTUAL ACCOUNTS TO DO SO. EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN ATTACK PEOPLE ANYMORE. I HATE ARGUING AND FIGHTING BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS. IN REAL LIFE HOWEVER, I'M A HUGE COWARD AND WILL HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING BEFORE SHOUTING INSULTS AT WHOEVER I HATE. AND THEN RUN FOR IT.
WHO IS SANTA ENGLISH?
HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. THAT'S WHAT.
WHAT IS HIS NAME?
PIECE OF SHIT.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR PERSONAL TUMBLR?
I CAN'T SAY THAT HERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF THINGS I'M TOO SCARED TO MENTION PUBLICLY.
IF YOU READ ALL THIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST WASTED YOUR TIME!
I HAVE MORE I NEED TO ANSWER, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME. I'LL DO THAT LATER.
YOU MAY ASK QUESTIONS, AND LIKE THE ATTENTION WHORE I AM, I WILL ANSWER THEM HERE INSTEAD OF DIRECTLY TO YOU TO MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED BECAUSE I AM A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
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ASKED BY LORDSANTAENGLISH:
WHY IS YOUR ASS SO MASSIVE?
FUCK YOU.
WHY DO YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT?
I DON'T EAT MY OWN SHIT, ASSHOLE!
WHY ARE YOU A STENCHY FATASS?
YOU'RE A STENCHY FATASS.
WHY DO YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT?
WHY ARE YOU A STENCHY FATASS?
FINE, I WILL ANSWER THESE.
YOU FAT FUCK.