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The Urban Dictionary Meme
16 years ago
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bob_buffalo :P
Rules: You type the answer into Urban Dictionary and post the first definition it gives you. Then tag three people.
1.-Your name - Bartosz
A polish retard who thinks he has friends. - :(
2.-Your age - 21
The age at which one is finally considered human. - uuuh.. thanks?
3.-One of your friends - Magda
Magda is a name. It is a Christian name. The long form can be Magdalena (that`s my name, but everybody calls me Magda). - I chose a name of my fellow student's name and this dictionary didn't insult her. Wonder why?
4.-What should you be doing - A presentation
A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself. - uh, this one doesn't have any sense
5.-Favorite color - Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
6.-Birthplace - Warsaw
1) Capital of Poland
2) Used to describe something with positive aspects, alternative to awesome or cool.
7.-Month of birth - October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. And it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it. - well, that's one good news from this meme :]
8.-Last person you talked to - The Thing
John Carpenter's 1982 remake of the 1950's classic.
Set in the winter of 1982 at a research station in Antarctica where a 12-man team finds an alien being thats been frozen in the ice for over 100,000 years. Unfrozen, the creature unleashed havoc and terror as it changes into the form of whatever being it consumes, allowing it to get, undetected into the presence of it's next victim.
Great film
9.-One of your nicknames - Shubi
an unwanted tourist, for an example a person who wears shoes on the beach hence the word shuby.
I tag:
lokilover, 
rope, 
marvin :P
bob_buffalo :PRules: You type the answer into Urban Dictionary and post the first definition it gives you. Then tag three people.
1.-Your name - Bartosz
A polish retard who thinks he has friends. - :(
2.-Your age - 21
The age at which one is finally considered human. - uuuh.. thanks?
3.-One of your friends - Magda
Magda is a name. It is a Christian name. The long form can be Magdalena (that`s my name, but everybody calls me Magda). - I chose a name of my fellow student's name and this dictionary didn't insult her. Wonder why?
4.-What should you be doing - A presentation
A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself. - uh, this one doesn't have any sense
5.-Favorite color - Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
6.-Birthplace - Warsaw
1) Capital of Poland
2) Used to describe something with positive aspects, alternative to awesome or cool.
7.-Month of birth - October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. And it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it. - well, that's one good news from this meme :]
8.-Last person you talked to - The Thing
John Carpenter's 1982 remake of the 1950's classic.
Set in the winter of 1982 at a research station in Antarctica where a 12-man team finds an alien being thats been frozen in the ice for over 100,000 years. Unfrozen, the creature unleashed havoc and terror as it changes into the form of whatever being it consumes, allowing it to get, undetected into the presence of it's next victim.
Great film
9.-One of your nicknames - Shubi
an unwanted tourist, for an example a person who wears shoes on the beach hence the word shuby.
I tag:
lokilover, 
rope, 
marvin :P
...thinksw he has friends . . .
Guess the internet doesn't cout huh.
honestly, self deprication doesn't seut you.
Actually, your post sounds a little down . . . everything OK?
remember: I'm a retard who THINKS he has friends...
1.-Your name - Coyote
A person who smuggles immigrants into America and they come from any given country for a small fee to cross into the United States. They make very good money doing it. (Average per person $1200)
2.-Your age - 38
A name that refers to two popular firearms calibers.
.38 Special is found in many revolvers, and is a truncated version of the .357 Magnum. .38 Special rounds may be discharged from a revolver chambered for .357 Magnum. 38 Super is an autopistol caliber. It is more powerful than 9x19, but less powerful than .40SW or .357SIG. Made famous by gangsters in the thirties, the .38 Super was capable of penetrating bullet proof vests- something the .45ACP could not. Today, the round can be stopped by most vests. It is relatively uncommon caliber. Several gun manufacturers produce nickel-plated 1911-style guns to discharge this round.
3.-One of your friends - Toonces
The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
4.-What should you be doing - yardwork
the opposite of litework
5.-Favorite color - green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6.-Birthplace - Alexandria
The second largest city in Egypt, Alexandria, known as "The Pearl of the Mediterranean", has an atmosphere that is more Mediterranean than Middle Eastern ; its ambience and cultural heritage distance it from the rest of the country
Alexandria has an atmosphere that is more Mediterranean than Middle Eastern; its ambiance and cultural heritage distance it from the rest of the country although it is only 225 km. from Cairo.
Founded by Alexander the Great in 331 B.C., Alexandria became the capital of Greco-Roman Egypt; its status as a beacon of culture is symbolized by Pharos, the legendry lighthouse that was one of the Seven Wonders of the World. The setting for the stormy relationship between Cleopatra and Mark Antony, Alexandria was also the center of learning in the ancient world. But ancient Alexandria declined, and when Napoleon landed he found a sparsely populated fishing village.
Since the 19th century Alexandria has played a new role, as a focus for Egypt's commercial and maritime expansion. This Alexandria has been immortalized by writers such as E.M. Forster and Cavafy. Generations of immigrants from Greece, Italy and the Levant settled here and made the city synonymous with commerce, cosmopolitanism and bohemian culture; Lawrence Durrell described it as " the capital city of Asiatic Europe, if such a thing could exist."
From the 19th century Alexandria took a new role, as a focus for Egypt's commercial and maritime expansion. This Alexandria has been immortalized by writers such as E-M- Forster and Cavafy. Generations of immigrants from Greece, Italy and the Levant settled here and made the city synonymous with commerce, cosmopolitanism and bohemian culture.
7.-Month of birth - June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
8.-Last person you talked to - Damian
A cool name that has nothing to do with the devils son.
You hear me you fruity religion obsessed fuck bags.
9.-One of your nicknames - Bubba
A homosexual gay beast who finds men's bums attractive and must rape them, and will suck your cock until it drops off.
If you see this man, you must run. Do not attempt to fight back, for he'll only overpower you with his bear's strength and trunk of a cock.
Bubba's North Highland base resides in the "abandoned" ScotRail carriage maintenance depot in Inverness.
Do not show off your homophobic feelings, he has Bubba Patrols all over the world who will find you. They will take you to Bubba, who will bum you to death.
Bubba's Generals are Ricardo, Jazz Horny, Smoochy and Hugsy Bear. And don't forget the "I need sex" guy and Dong.
He will not die. You must protect yourself with the Ass Blocker 3000. And avoid the Golden Surfer at all costs.
Bubba is 7 feet tall, 500lbs, hairy, bald headed, has a little girl's voice and walks around naked. He is very homosexual. Beware!!! Especially you men with gigantic bums.
WTF? LOL
Tagging? GTFO!!!!!