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Don't remember where I found it...all I know is I was bored and it's something to do xD
I'll post 3 entries for each thing (just the ones I like or found funny, I guess?)
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Krystal:
1. An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is very of it.
I just totally scored a Krystal last night!
Dude, you'll never get a Krystal.
2. Pure Awesome
Thanks for that, you are Krystal
3. little hamburgers that are quite good. relating to white castle burgers, these little things come in many different kinds.
Krystal's is a very good place, you should try it sometime!
"Krystal's? I heard it was bad, is it?"
2.) Your age?
21:
1. The age at which one is finally considered human.
2. The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3. A general noun that can mean anything
Yo, let me see that 21.
Yo, that 21 ain't done yet.
Yo, I been seen that 21.
3.) One of your friends?
Sean:
1. used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.
2. A personal shrink, someone who gives you constant advice and good advice whenever you need it. IE: Sean is the peoples Dr.Phil.
1: "Wow I have alot going on right now"
2: "You should go talk to a Sean"
1: "Dude, I totally should!"
3. baby snake
I went on a great date last night then we got back to his house and he whipped out his sean.
4.) What should you be doing?
sleeping:
1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
2. A gateway drug to being awake.
What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?
3. When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.
5.) Favorite color?
Rainbow: (I like all colors, so shush it)
1. A game where a group of girls use different coloured lipstick to make rings along the length of a boy's penis with their lips. Usually done by girls too young to give head.
After they gave the boy a rainbow, his penis looked like a candy cane!
2. Allegedly made of happy thoughts, dreams, chocolate unicorns, gumdrops, licorice sunsets, fuzzy gumdrop bears, and chocolate-covered gumdrop lands.
Meatwad: "You don't need a machine to make a rainbow"
3. Small creature which crawls up your leg and into your rectum, and then proceeds to bite the inside of it.
AH! God Damnit! A rainbow just got me!
6.) Birthplace?
Stuttgart, Germany:
1. Stuttgart; Stuggitown, Benztown, CIty im dirty South of Germany, home of culinary specialities like "Spätzle" und "Maultaschen," and the best cars the world (Porsche, Mercedes). The party is going on here 24/7, booming soccer team (go VfB !!!). Place where all the G.I.'s from the US bases enjoy the superb German beer (Stuttgarter Hofbräu).
...dude what are you doing tonight?
- party in stuttgart !
2. The biggest village in Germany (some 600.000 citizens). Home of "Spaetzle" and "Sauerkraut". A place where it is almost impossible to see any aboriginy after 10.30 pm on the streets.
3. there were only two listing for Stuttgart. The next closest is for it's nickname, which is "Benztown" - Slang name for Stuttgart, Germany due to Mercedes-Benz which was founded there.
Let's go to Benztown
7.) Month of your birth?
September:
1. A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
2. A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.
When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.
3. a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation
8.) Last person you talked to?
Zach:
1. It is a person's name.
See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now.
2. An Immortal; One that is not easily defeated.
Don't act like you're Zach or something.
3. to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit.
I bent down to pick up a pencil I dropped and my face got Zached on.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Bunny:
1. A shadowy figure intent on world domination. No one knows whether bunny is a force for good or evil, but he is building a massive army all across the Internet. All should be wary.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
2. A male or female that enjoys having sex multiple times a day.
Damn! Taylor was a fucking bunny yesterday.
3. The submissive partner in a monogamous male homosexual relationship.
Harry is Tom's bunny.
I'll post 3 entries for each thing (just the ones I like or found funny, I guess?)
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Krystal:
1. An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is very of it.
I just totally scored a Krystal last night!
Dude, you'll never get a Krystal.
2. Pure Awesome
Thanks for that, you are Krystal
3. little hamburgers that are quite good. relating to white castle burgers, these little things come in many different kinds.
Krystal's is a very good place, you should try it sometime!
"Krystal's? I heard it was bad, is it?"
2.) Your age?
21:
1. The age at which one is finally considered human.
2. The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3. A general noun that can mean anything
Yo, let me see that 21.
Yo, that 21 ain't done yet.
Yo, I been seen that 21.
3.) One of your friends?
Sean:
1. used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.
2. A personal shrink, someone who gives you constant advice and good advice whenever you need it. IE: Sean is the peoples Dr.Phil.
1: "Wow I have alot going on right now"
2: "You should go talk to a Sean"
1: "Dude, I totally should!"
3. baby snake
I went on a great date last night then we got back to his house and he whipped out his sean.
4.) What should you be doing?
sleeping:
1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
2. A gateway drug to being awake.
What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?
3. When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.
5.) Favorite color?
Rainbow: (I like all colors, so shush it)
1. A game where a group of girls use different coloured lipstick to make rings along the length of a boy's penis with their lips. Usually done by girls too young to give head.
After they gave the boy a rainbow, his penis looked like a candy cane!
2. Allegedly made of happy thoughts, dreams, chocolate unicorns, gumdrops, licorice sunsets, fuzzy gumdrop bears, and chocolate-covered gumdrop lands.
Meatwad: "You don't need a machine to make a rainbow"
3. Small creature which crawls up your leg and into your rectum, and then proceeds to bite the inside of it.
AH! God Damnit! A rainbow just got me!
6.) Birthplace?
Stuttgart, Germany:
1. Stuttgart; Stuggitown, Benztown, CIty im dirty South of Germany, home of culinary specialities like "Spätzle" und "Maultaschen," and the best cars the world (Porsche, Mercedes). The party is going on here 24/7, booming soccer team (go VfB !!!). Place where all the G.I.'s from the US bases enjoy the superb German beer (Stuttgarter Hofbräu).
...dude what are you doing tonight?
- party in stuttgart !
2. The biggest village in Germany (some 600.000 citizens). Home of "Spaetzle" and "Sauerkraut". A place where it is almost impossible to see any aboriginy after 10.30 pm on the streets.
3. there were only two listing for Stuttgart. The next closest is for it's nickname, which is "Benztown" - Slang name for Stuttgart, Germany due to Mercedes-Benz which was founded there.
Let's go to Benztown
7.) Month of your birth?
September:
1. A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
2. A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.
When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.
3. a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation
8.) Last person you talked to?
Zach:
1. It is a person's name.
See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now.
2. An Immortal; One that is not easily defeated.
Don't act like you're Zach or something.
3. to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit.
I bent down to pick up a pencil I dropped and my face got Zached on.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Bunny:
1. A shadowy figure intent on world domination. No one knows whether bunny is a force for good or evil, but he is building a massive army all across the Internet. All should be wary.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
2. A male or female that enjoys having sex multiple times a day.
Damn! Taylor was a fucking bunny yesterday.
3. The submissive partner in a monogamous male homosexual relationship.
Harry is Tom's bunny.
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