If you celebrate Orctober, Porktober, Whatever-The-Fucktober, keep it confined to what YOU celebrate. Screaming at people that it should be Bucktober or Foxtober (as if foxes need their own month) is just like screaming and crying and peeing your pants because you celebrate Christmas and someone else celebrates Chanukkah. Get over it and do your own thing! Have fun! Stop being bitches. There aren't enough months to go around, so you're gonna have to share. Like grown-ups. ...or children.

Love,
Rowan