I'm starting a new weight loss company
10 years ago
Are you overweight?
Overmass?
Overvolume?
Overdensity?
Don't waste your time with scammy diet pills, or unhealthy fad diets! Just join the K.D. Weight Loss Club.
You don't need to alter your diet.
You don't need to change your activity level.
You don't need to take any pills.
You don't need to have any surgeries.
In fact, you only need to make exactly one change to your life.
Join the K.D. Weight Loss Club. Just send me $19.99 per month, and watch those pounds/kilograms vanish*! Why, that's only $0.6663 a day in 30-day months! Isn't it so much easier to afford when I rephrase the payment in a different duration of time?
What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and join the K.D. Weight Loss Club today!
*Results not typical.
Overmass?
Overvolume?
Overdensity?
Don't waste your time with scammy diet pills, or unhealthy fad diets! Just join the K.D. Weight Loss Club.
You don't need to alter your diet.
You don't need to change your activity level.
You don't need to take any pills.
You don't need to have any surgeries.
In fact, you only need to make exactly one change to your life.
Join the K.D. Weight Loss Club. Just send me $19.99 per month, and watch those pounds/kilograms vanish*! Why, that's only $0.6663 a day in 30-day months! Isn't it so much easier to afford when I rephrase the payment in a different duration of time?
What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and join the K.D. Weight Loss Club today!
*Results not typical.
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I mean... how would you be able to enjoy the benefits of my Club?
And French fries. Mmm! Very nice.