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Expand Dong Rap
10 years ago
*starts masturbating*
Here, here, here we go.
FUCK!
So they're finally here,
Expanding for you,
If you know the porno,
You can join in, too.
Put your hands on your dick if you want to fap,
As we take you through this dong expanding rap!
FUCK!
ED, Expand Dong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some shit
His Cockonut Gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna cum!
He's bigger, better, and stronger dong.
He's the first member of the ED bong
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
ED! My dong is expanding!
This dong's got sexuality, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink her vagina, to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can fuck in the air, and rape up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a fap and a cum, she's one cool Dong!
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
He has no style, he has no rape.
This Kong has a fucker face.
He can dickstand when he needs to,
And stretch his dick out, just for you.
Expand himself like a balloon.
This crazy Dong just fucks this tune!
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
ED! I am having sex!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he lost his virginial mood!
He can fuck real high with his anal aube on.
With his pornos out, he's one tough Dong!
He'll make you jerk when you play his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's coming on you!
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
FUCK!
Finally he's here for you,
It's the last member of the ED crew!
This Dong's so strong, it isn't gay,
Can make a Kremling have an orgy!
Can pick up an ass with relative ease,
Makes penetrating seem such a breeze.
He may smoke weed, but he can't get high,
But this Dong's one fucking hell of a guy!
Huh!
C'mon Cranky! suck my 14 inch dong!
W-w-w-wankers, penises, pornographic smells,
Rape, mansex, orgasms and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah! *Cranky masturbates*
Wankers, penises, pornographic smells,
Rape, mansex, orgasms and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
*cums*
Here, here, here we go.
FUCK!
So they're finally here,
Expanding for you,
If you know the porno,
You can join in, too.
Put your hands on your dick if you want to fap,
As we take you through this dong expanding rap!
FUCK!
ED, Expand Dong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to kick some shit
His Cockonut Gun can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya, it's gonna cum!
He's bigger, better, and stronger dong.
He's the first member of the ED bong
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
ED! My dong is expanding!
This dong's got sexuality, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink her vagina, to suit her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can fuck in the air, and rape up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a fap and a cum, she's one cool Dong!
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
He has no style, he has no rape.
This Kong has a fucker face.
He can dickstand when he needs to,
And stretch his dick out, just for you.
Expand himself like a balloon.
This crazy Dong just fucks this tune!
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
ED! I am having sex!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he lost his virginial mood!
He can fuck real high with his anal aube on.
With his pornos out, he's one tough Dong!
He'll make you jerk when you play his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's coming on you!
FUCK!
ED! Expand Dong!
FUCK!
Finally he's here for you,
It's the last member of the ED crew!
This Dong's so strong, it isn't gay,
Can make a Kremling have an orgy!
Can pick up an ass with relative ease,
Makes penetrating seem such a breeze.
He may smoke weed, but he can't get high,
But this Dong's one fucking hell of a guy!
Huh!
C'mon Cranky! suck my 14 inch dong!
W-w-w-wankers, penises, pornographic smells,
Rape, mansex, orgasms and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah! *Cranky masturbates*
Wankers, penises, pornographic smells,
Rape, mansex, orgasms and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
*cums*
