Hopefully a time paradox does not happen.

I know my birthday is December 11th. Anyways, happy early birthday.

Imagine you would have your Birthday on February 29! You would age only once in 4 years!

kool have a good bday incase I forget to wish you a happy bday

Paradoxadoxodadoxarap!
We'll return your beginning to your end!
And then you'll see with glossy eyes, that your body cannot defend,
The infestation, mental migration, as we take over your mind,
and you're body will belong to me, and you'll scream pleasure from the crime!
Oh happy birthday, dear Kirisha, two weeks in advance!
But you've been warned, so be adorned, when we come to meet your demands!

Mwahahaha...
I mean, happy creepy birthday!

Happy pre-belated (^^>