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A) Your name? Rod
1. An erect penis
I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!

2. A slang term for penis
Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!

3. A very big or long penis Cock Dick
Fuckin hell hes got a right Rod


B) Your age? 28

1. The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.
Dude, Im'a gonna 28 your girlfriend so hard she'll drop 3 breast sizes.

2. 2=B and 8=H for the word BrotherHood. 28 / BrotherHood is a branch of the Norteño street gang in San Jose California
I saw a guy with the number 28 tattood under his eye.

3. How to say good bye
"yo man I'll see ya later

28"

C) One of your friends? Danny

1. The P|20z0n3.
Simply Perfect
Your mom's house is such a danny

2. an amazing guy.
a danny can be defined by 5 words;
funny, cute, unique, impressive, & huggable.
danny's are people you can't help but love.
& who could turn down a danny?
"man, did you see that danny?! i'm sooo going home with him tonight!"

3. The act of being a jerk and messing with girls feelings. And also acting man-whore-ish.
Kirk: Woah dude your pulling a Danny!
Matt: Oh shoot. Now i gotta apologize to a lot of people!


D) What should you be doing? Siesta

1. A small sleep, a nap
I think its time for my siesta

2. compulsory time for sleeping between 15:00-17:30 (after lunch)on a couch not in the bed. [...]
1. dude, Spain's empty! where's the people?
2. hey it's 16h, people are sleeping...siesta

3. A party in a bed, with your eyes shut. A sleepy fiesta.
Oh man im all tuckered out after that huge fiesta, i need a siesta


E) Favorite color? Red

1. Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

3. Red
1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"


F) Birthplace? Spain

3. Spain
1) A beautiful country on the Iberian peninsula in southwestern Europe, capital is Madrid
2) Gets very hot, but there's no humidity
3) It mostly composed of red clay
4) Builds SEAT cars, which are cheap but fun
5) Has an good economy, still partially paralyzed by Franco's former dictatorship
6) Has gypsies who live in caves furnished with TVs, fridges, etc
7) Sells beer in McDonalds
8) Has awesome food and wine, making one realize the necessity of a siesta.
9) Is pretty cheap to travel about
10) Running with the bulls is for experienced locals and tourist yuppie jocks only
Eat a lot while in Spain, because you will never enjoy food this good ever in your life.


G) Month of birth? June

1. The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

2. The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
Cause June is just awesome that way...

H) Last person you talked to? Brother

1. a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
my brother is a good guy.

2. what hulk hogan usually says after a sentence
you betta believe it, brother.
thats right brother.

3. Comrade. Companion. Friend. Typically used by and to individuals of african american heritage.


I) One of your nicknames? Zombi (yes without the final "e", i'm spanish, u know)

1. schwul
zombi ist ein schwuler sack

WHAT THE HELL!!!! HOW DID THE GERMANS KNEW?!?!?!